That looks really nice on you
You always say that, you’re so untrue
Ok ok it makes you look a bit fat
I knew you would say that, you horrible t—t
Sorry I said that, I just couldn’t win
No need for that rolling pin
Bump on my head the size of an egg
Her temper exploded like a powder keg
To make it up, chocolates should do the trick
I don’t want them, from now on it’s a celery stick
Please yourself it is totally up to you
Diet time again you won’t pursue
Take a look at you you are no Brad Pitt
Least my clothes don’t need a building permit
Nor does your under pants, she did say
That hurt my manhood in every way
Come on now let us call a truce
I have a surprise for you later, well any excuse.
Author notes
Picture promt,some swearing so P.G.
A contest entry
- Make it Funny 20/20 by fortyninereasons.
900 points, ended November 15, 2008, 12 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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chuckles
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HIYA
Thank you for the bronze i really enjoyed writing this one.a great picture promt
best wishes
KEVIN
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