As a 500
pound black lesbian bull dyke
Will you still love him?
I think not, in fact
you all would scramble around
And claim it's a test!
Like the time everyone saw Jesus
on that donut in Guatamala and the
Catholic church moved in and started
charging people a dime a piece
for those that wanted to be blessed
by it, and a penny a piece for hill
top seats.
You Christians, such opportunists!
I imagine God, is quite impressed.
See the fact of the matter is
the church (a long time ago)
figured out that indians or
indigenous people, peasants,
and so on, leave offerings of money
and whatever else they can afford
at these shrines. Because, they
are so fucking broke and desperate
and searching for any hope, any
trade off for more food and healthy
children, but do you think the church
takes all of that money, literally
millions of dollars, and gives it back
to the poor? Maybe a tenth of it.
The rest goes to gold plated churches
the bigger the better! That way they
can impress new young boys to
bugger off with, with shiny things
and the Lords blessing.
Blood and milk will be the
downfall of your sickness
I just want you Jesus freaks to know.
90% of you, are going down motherfuckers,
and I'm in charge of the delivery.
Author notes
Written January 30th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Roll up roll up by Thimoty.
323 points, ended December 3, 2004, 13 entries
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Yeah, as far as the 7 earlier horus' go, but what can I say?
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Was this your idea of "dirty"? Pretty tame really, but accurate.
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I see, enjoying watching me get dirty are we?
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Gotta tip that 'asshat' to ya on this one, horus, you're right on target! Don't forget TBN, I'm hanging out to see that obscenity 'go down' with the rest!
~ G
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An interesting rant. Appreciate the fact that you aren't into euphemisms.
Thanks for entering.
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lol! awesome, well done, I bet that pisses a few bible bashers off! my poem giddy on the bible did, and compared to this it practically loves god! well done!
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WOOOHOOOO! Thats what Im talking about! If I could applaud this a thousand times, I would. Awesome Job
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yay! you are slowly becomming one of my favorite writers on ap
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I've gotta agree with you. The church is not what is should be. And too many people get pulled into giving their money to support "the Lord" tsk tsk, its a sad thing. Oh well... better them than me I suppose. Nice write.
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it sucked
Oh Horus, horus , hor...anything to get some attention. Didn't we see you in Catholic School in the back of the class with no friends. Must be safe now Keep up the irreverant writing.
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dam that i don't even know where to begin but dam nipples hard with excitement from that whole image you have portrayed today,
spank you
naughty -
I have a huge singing boner.
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fucking brilliant, and im in on your little crusade i agree, as i often do with you, odd.. heh fantastic write here, very bold, to the point i like that
and i agree, i was recently quoted in that AP yearbook shannanigan saying jesus was a large black woman, much similar to aunt jemima or mama cass, which is true, she is
anyways fantastic write here
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I have never seen a gold-plated church. That's just silly. The Capital Dome in Denver is gold-plated, but I don't know who commissioned it...
What a grumpy poem. I'm going to send over Cheer Bear again. He said he had a great time last time he visited you, and he enjoyed the new studded collar you gave him. Ah, many interesting things lie beneath what we see on the outside. -
Exactly, and that's just the baptists, shit they learned all they needed to know from the Catholics. that leaves us with Mormons, latterdays, jehova witnesses, lutherans, prebsytirians, calvenists and on and on Religions, land, and natural resources, three biggest reasons for war there's ever been. All I know is it bores the hell out of me, I hope they all kill themselves the quicker the better. Holy war #3 coming right up. Shit the Jews were smart to lend out a mutated version of their creed to the Christ followers, they're laughing all the way to the bank. Who needs an army when you got Bush #2 handling your dirty work for you. A nice parasitic relationship if I''ve ever seen a hippo get it's teeth cleaned, it's that indeed.
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I have nothing witty to say, for I am witless
and you've said it all perfectly......
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhmeeeeeeeen
and if you don't mind, I'm taking lessons on how to speak one's mind from you.... I wrote my first 'fuck you' poem.... and I owe it all to you....lol. -
You know, there is a Church (well there are many of them) near where I live that you have to be a member of by relinquishing (sp) 25% of what you earn and that isn't the kicker, the kicker is that only those who make $40,000.00 a year or higher can be a member of this so-called church.
And it's a huge ass church too. At the top of the huge skyward point there is a gold angel holding up a wreath fo some kind. And it is made of pure 24-karat gold, and it weighs about 120 pounds. There are other such churches where I live, especially where at this one Baptist Church where the preacher gets paid $480,000.00 a year.
The best scam in the world is the religious one, and even those who call themselves 'intelligent' get dooped into paying almost every last penny.
But, it isn't in just Christianity, other religions as well do it, just not as often as those in Christianity.
a good piece that you have written here.
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excellent
excellent that is how i feel about that religon nothing but a shame -
i got 2 points for that last comment with all those kisses. i think we should start a revolution and put loads of kisses on everything because of religion has saved our souls brother plus we get more points and then we will be able to spread the word more.
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Excellent poem -- much after my own heart. Sing on, britha/sista, sing on. By the way, I'd offer him/her a cup of espresso, some biscotti, and then a little lively conversation
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