*'Twas the night before elections*
*And all through the town*
*Barack and Michelle*
*Were putting it down!*
**
*Barack in his bathrobe*
*And Michelle in his lap,*
*They'd just finished munchin*
*The last of Halloween crap.*
**
*When all of a sudden*
*There arose such a boner*
*Michelle leaped up*
*Like she spotted a donor!*
**
*Then turning to her hubby*
*She screamed out loud,*
*"For the first time in my life,*
*Now I am really proud!"*
**
*Obama didn't react,*
*Still cool and calm*
*He said, "G g g g go 'n get*
*Th th th,... some lip balm."*
**
*"Lip balm! Oh honey,*
*Not 'til we're in *
*The Oval Office since*
*That's Democrat tra-di-tion.*
**
*"Michelle, my belle, *
*You are so noble.*
*Can't you let your hair down *
*This once and gobble?*
**
*What's up with you? *
*Why are you nervous?*
*I've rigged the election,*
*Now give me some service!*
**
*I sought out the liberals*
*With all their money *
*And even got the media*
*To work for me, honey!*
**
*So If you don't do this*
*And make me wait*
*America won't look so mean,*
*If you're shark bait!"*
**
*"Oh, honey I love it *
*When you talk tough!*
*If only your enemies could see*
*When you say that stuff!*
**
*But lets go to sleep now*
*And no longer gloat.*
*We have to get up early*
*AND GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!"*
*And all through the town*
*Barack and Michelle*
*Were putting it down!*
**
*Barack in his bathrobe*
*And Michelle in his lap,*
*They'd just finished munchin*
*The last of Halloween crap.*
**
*When all of a sudden*
*There arose such a boner*
*Michelle leaped up*
*Like she spotted a donor!*
**
*Then turning to her hubby*
*She screamed out loud,*
*"For the first time in my life,*
*Now I am really proud!"*
**
*Obama didn't react,*
*Still cool and calm*
*He said, "G g g g go 'n get*
*Th th th,... some lip balm."*
**
*"Lip balm! Oh honey,*
*Not 'til we're in *
*The Oval Office since*
*That's Democrat tra-di-tion.*
**
*"Michelle, my belle, *
*You are so noble.*
*Can't you let your hair down *
*This once and gobble?*
**
*What's up with you? *
*Why are you nervous?*
*I've rigged the election,*
*Now give me some service!*
**
*I sought out the liberals*
*With all their money *
*And even got the media*
*To work for me, honey!*
**
*So If you don't do this*
*And make me wait*
*America won't look so mean,*
*If you're shark bait!"*
**
*"Oh, honey I love it *
*When you talk tough!*
*If only your enemies could see*
*When you say that stuff!*
**
*But lets go to sleep now*
*And no longer gloat.*
*We have to get up early*
*AND GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!"*
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