If I were a boy,
I'd roll out of bed
wear just what I wanted and go.
If I were a boy,
I'd drink beer with the guys
and chase after girls.
I'd get with who I want;
and not get confronted
because they'd stick up for me.
If I were a boy,
I'd put myself first
and make the rules as i go.
If I were a boy,
I'd turn my phone off
because she'd believe me when i said it's broken.
I know my girl would be faithful,
and she'll be waiting for me
to come back home.
If I were a boy,
I wouldn't understand
how to treat a girl right.
If I were a boy,
I wouldn't care how she hurts
I'd take her for granted.
If I were a boy,
I'd give up on life
because boys suck.
(:
A contest entry
- Battle of the Sexes ~ Ladies First! by Xianaria.
700 points, ended December 15, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
i suck at this; so don't laugh (:
Comments
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lol yep known a few to do this:
If I were a boy,
I'd turn my phone off
because she'd believe me when i said it's broken
very well done
goodluck and thanks for entering
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LOL ~ nice how you closed your piece with a smile after saying boys suck. Nicely done, thank you for entering!
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