the life of a cat 5

it's me again!!!
u know me, let's
get on with it.

ok so i was at a BK
downtown and i was
walking under the seats
when this blue psycho
telitubby that had a
diaper in his mouth tried
to eat me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then he started to choke on me!
just then an important looking
man came in with a paper and
took the maniac away! "sigh"
then i fainted and when i woke up
i went home to my salmon flakes.

about 5 years later i was in the grass
at a retirement home, when the blue
psychopath came bursting out with
a sack that had a sign with
a picture of a $ so nobody would
suspect anything.

well i did so i followed him and
then he ran out of a shoe store
with a handfull of cheeseburgers.

i dashed home got some salmon flakes
and caught up to him. then i knoked
him out with my salmon flakes!!!
THEEEY'RE GREEEEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the end