there once was a
telitubby that quit
the show then he
got a job at mcdonalds.
he went to mcdonalds
one morning when somebody
ordered one of everything.
then he quit.
then he got a job at BK
and then he did something
u will never guess in
123,456,789,012,345,678,900
years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he... he... he... swallowed a diaper
and choked on a cat!
just then the president
came in with a warrant for
the telitubby. everybody
made fun of him in jail
until he started to eat them.
and that is just the beggining!!
when he was free to go he was
caught stealing money from a
retirement home and bought
a cheeseburger from a local
shoe store.
but what he didn't
know was that the cat he choked on
earlier in the story ko'd him with his
salmon flakes! THEEEEY'RE GREEEAT!!!
the end
Author notes
check your toilets for cats
A contest entry
- Random, Weird, and Hilarious Contest by writeroftoast.
900 points, ended November 26, 2008, 42 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Whatcha Think?? :D
Comments
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No words... well, you sure understood the contest! They don't get more random than this. Good luck.
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i think this is a silly story, but its funny, keep writing, ~Amy
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