You see I have never tasted a punking,
And a pie I've never even layd my eyes on,
So this halloween I will do the perfect robbery.
My neighbour is all wrinkely and pale,
They have spent so many years underground,
So they would hardly notice my evil plan.
I have realized that every year on that day,
Some puts out big, orange punkins,
So I will steal one from the grave!
When I get my punking in the house,
I will start baking the perfect pie,
And for the first time I will taste it!
I wonder if my neighbours will get mad,
But they are rarely up and walking,
And the only time they say hello...
...Is when they move in
Author notes
1. Write me a poem about what the perfect crime to commit on Halloween would be --- no pre writes for this option.
My neighbour is the cemetery, in case you were wondering.
A contest entry
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725 points, ended November 13, 2008, 8 entries
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Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Never tasted punkin pie here either.
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Please call me if the punkinpie is ready...I've never tasted it too...

XXJeannette


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awesome

thanks for taking the time to write something new!
best of luck
Tasha


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The perfect crime for Halloween you have here. You do have a lot of fun with your neighbors, don't you.
Well Done....Best wishes in the contest.



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Good
This is cool. I liked this piece very much. Very creative. Well done and good luck in the contest.
Countrybabe




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lol, well matey this is different and very much enjoyable

good stuff


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A very entertaining poem, Merosa. I guess if one of my punkin's were to be stolen I'd be flattered tat anyone would feel it ws good enough to steal.
I like the humorous twist on living next to a cematery
Good luck in the contest
Dee


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Well, they don't sell 'em at the market so I got to get them from somewhere
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I like this humorous outlook on living next to a cemetary. I think it would be kind od creepy but you make it sound interesting... and at least you wont have any resistance to your crime

Good luck in the contest

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I'm known for my weird way of living, and sure it was creepy to think that my neighbour lives six feet under and hadn't seen the sun in years but after a while I started having fun with that thought ^_^
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first of all this poem is excellent .. and secondly its a bit on the creepy side too.. I suppose having a cemetery for a neighbor is the part that is creepy to me..
good luck in the contest
mommy


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hehe, you get a new sense of humor surounded by dead people.
But yet again, I may move soon if I find a new place and I will miss it a lot!
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