My eyes pop open, the clock reads 4:30,
Go to the rest room 'cause I have to pee,
Let it all hang out, there was nothing to hang,
Darn, still had to get used to this woman thang.
Warm flow, time to pass an egg,
Raging hormones, time to make him beg,
Putting feminine hygiene on I get up and look in mirror,
I can't believe my hair is so sheer!
I shake it out, I'm wide awake,
Time to get things ready for him to wake,
Put on bathrobe, walk out the door,
Slippers over painted toenails glide on the floor.
Kitchen, dirty, dishes from last night,
Makes me want to grab this knife,
And give that slob what he deserves,
Alas, I pick up sponge instead.
Coffee pot brewing, first cigarette smoking,
I'm getting ready to get breakfast cooking,
He comes down, getting ready for work,
Eating, and with a final peck on the lips, he leaves.
Time for me to get ready for my day...
I'm going shopping!
A contest entry
- Battle of the Sexes ~ Guys, your turn... by Xianaria.
700 points, ended December 23, 2008, 16 entries
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Rotflmao this is the best one in the contest IMHO
I love it I wish you luck with this poem best wishes always be well. -
You really captured the fallace type of woman. Personally, I hate shopping and hate painting my toes. As for emotions, you didn't hit anything, but it made me laugh and made for a cute read.
mucho love,
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very good
I like this it is very good I missed you guys too alot I was in amarillo over the weekend and didn't get a chance to stop bye and say hi sorry anyways ttyl
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snorting delicately uhhuh her butts out the door working too
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This is silly. But mostly shallow. I don't think you really reached into what being a woman is, and I hope you don't believe that this is what it's about. i don't know, I came away from this poem being mildly offended. Cooking, vanity, and going shopping. But I'll try to look at it from a different perspective and get back to you.
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LOL this is hilarious very funny I really like this piece :] it made my day hehe I specially like "Kitchen, dirty, dishes from last night,
Makes me want to grab this knife,
And give that slob what he deserves,
Alas, I pick up sponge instead." Great job and keep on writing and I love your page
I watch animate too
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