Walking around with
Jesus that far up your ass?
He was a black man.
Jesus was a black man.
God is a Chinese fortune cookie
with three legs and a
deep fried egg roll.
I have no feeling left
in my toes since we've
been dancing.
Your Mother's name is Mary.
What if I fucked her?
What if I fucked your mother
with a gravy spoon and 500
lbs. of salty justice.
What If I told you that when
me and Jesus were little,
and I dropped his shorts
in Gym class, he saved
my sole with love.
Tomorrow, for breakfast,
I will eat another thousand Christian
thieves with one swing of my tongue.
Where is your David
Show me your Champion,
and I will show you
my ugly warm cucumber,
and we'll tango at
room temperature.
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Written January 29th, 2004
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"Damn, that shit is WACK!"
What can I say other than what I said about the one about Gellar? "DAMN, THAT SHIT IS WACK!"
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Bravo
I like the straightforward appeals, but wonder about the disdain which appears so blatantly. Reminds me of a Nietzschean view of Christianity--especially the line about eating Christians--after all, most people would admit mutton chops are quite tasty. The way you attack the heads of Christian belief is fearless--but the one thing I wonder, after reading a lot of your poetry--and it reminds me of something you said--Poetry is life. I was wondering for a minute what you thought the solution to the problem was-- I generalize 'the problem' so effortlessly, I apologize. Poetry: Building insane communities one webpage at a time. -
What the fuck???? This is shocking (but not offensive to me anyway) and disturbing (I say this with a snicker and not the candy bar). Like someone else up there wrote, it DOES sound like "fuck you and have a nice day". I like the attitude, but then again that's just me. I love dishing out big healthy servings of 'tude.
Peace and rebellion,
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THAT IS BY FAR THE UGLIEST CUMCUMBER THAT EVER INVADED MY THOUGHTS...NEVER DO I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN! Well no more clown nightmares...fuckin cucumbers....gunna stalk me with machettes....ahhh nooooo...i want my sleepy doll and a nice big sippie cup. AGAIN....love if more spuna more happy equals insane which contirbutes to ummm....mac n' cheese.
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you definitely have an interesting sense of humor...
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look just one question
you seem as a person that treasures freedom of speech
i'm with that! totally!
but another thing i treasure the most is respect
respect all the people and their opinions
so although i might not agree with your religious point of view yoy don't see me attacking your ideas
i just think that you could have been mor econsiderate about other ppl's believes
i feel as if im lecturing and i hate it
but just please bear in mind other poeple's feelings when you write something
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this is very good....kinda strange, but good. you have an interesting sense of humor, and i don't mean that in a bad way.
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Sounds like quite a meal. One I would watch with glee, but I am afraid I could not partake. Things of a religious nature burn me, you see. I like the line work in this a lot, very bitter sounding and has a bit of (what I see anyway)an accusatory tone. Maybe just a "Have a nice day. Fuck you.
" tone. Who knows?
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You Spunatic.
gravy spoon.
warm cucumber.
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wow...this was awesome! I love it, and I hate this because Im horrible at commenting about style and such...but let me just tell you that this really got me going and made me want to jump around and laugh! and everything else...
I LOVE IT!
thanks for sharing it!
blueyes
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I like the fourth line. I like short lines. I like red lines.
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I like the first line.
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I bet your feeling a tad bloated and nauseous.... after eating all those christians... phew. I'd end up in the hospital with food poisoning for sure..
Now tell us how you really feel? lol
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Ah...I suspect he meant his flounder.
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is it fun? always hating "god" ...(not like i can comment since i dont believe in him)
jesus was a black man...from what you once said to me, i can see the hate in that too...
why though ? would you wanna eat a corpse that's been left hanging to dry on a crosS?
last question
and by SOLE, do you mean your feet, or Soul?
Nyx... -
Dark Spuna
Odd...she said you were a minuteman. But I suspect she just wasn't being rice.
Dark Spuna returns - clad in the bones of the faithful, the souls of the damned and the little furry hat of squirrel fuzz. I like the hat. The cape is a little flashy. But you look fine in them bones....white is your color. Really. Are you a winter?
Your artwork is stunning as usual, but no photo collages? Did she say "LEAVE my magzines alone you pervert!"? I thought I heard a faint echo, but that could have been the neighbor.
Ah, the rage, the injustice, the bashing tempo of the thieves drumming their heels against the forest of crosses on Golgotha. Let's dance the salsa - that forbidden dance - while the Titanic slips slowly into the icy water of history. Or would you prefer a side of fries with that? We can supersize it for only a quarter more - no charge for the fat, no excuses for the wrinkles.
Point of theological theory - if Jesus were Jesus, he was no man. Chew that. Swallow and you can regurgitate at you leisure.
Dark Spuna is the best. I can dance to this. Please Sir, may I have another helping?
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ya know, i had been a bit nervous, spuna had been underground for a while...he's back with a vengence - a vengence only a room temp cucumber can muster, really. i've never heard pure black - thought most recent accounts refer to "swarthy, olive complexed." turn off the lights, lock the doors and dammit don't listen to that born-again christian stuff anymore....
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I am a genitilaiman.
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Sockless In Seattle.
Does the Sistine Chapel painting show God and Adam finger fucking? What would you get if horus8 screwed Boris Badenough? Natasha would get jealous and it would put a bull wrinkle in Rocky's knob. It was loverly. And amazing how you tear down the English language just to give me a hard on. -
funny ha ha ha you must be reading the bible or something religous since the this and the last were in direct refernce to jesus of maybe you hate him to for what he has done, or maybe just maybe your a jesus freak dam you are by far the most intresting single serving friend ive met
spank ya later
naughty
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