With the looming freeze of winter
The daunting cold of fall
The wife put me in a dither
With “Let’s go play beach ball”
We cranked up the old jalopy
And headed for the beach
One G-string and a bikini
A can of suntan each
The sun was out, the surf was up
And bare bodies abound
I hope she did not hear me gulp
As I cast eyes around
So there we were in our glory
Paunches and boobs hung low
With hands held behind the fanny
To hide its overflow
It’s clear that we were, to many
The objects of their lust
Thank gawd for plastic surgery
That all eyes were on us
Author notes
Hope you like the picture of us.
A contest entry
- Big Points Funny Rhymer VII by BuriedTreasures.
6000 points, ended October 27, 2008, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
You do find us attractive, don't you?
Comments
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lol very good write deffinately made me laugh
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Hi sucks2beyou712
Thank you. Glad you like it.
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A very humorous take on the picture---Good flow of rhyme.
Thank you for your entry!
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Hi BuriedTreasures
Thank you.
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LMAO
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Hi DolceVito
Thank you and good luck in the contest.
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An excellent take on the image provided Greatbit of humour Good luck in the contest
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Hi Legend
Thank you. Good luck to you too. "Internet dating" makes me smile.
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