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Con-Dom-E-Moh Jigsaw'd

YOU PUT THE DOM IN DOMINOES
but, the 'dom' poses as an ending for protection: CONDOM,
this must mean CONDOMINOES are safet(r)y for the panty-[w]ho[r](e)s
and all of those holes that are dots, and all of those dots look like round hinge knobs off doors, but knob of but(ter) -
POLKA DOT and its spotter
like a where's Wolly,
DON'T DARE POKE FOR A JOKE
not funny

all the dots like dot to dot or black and white film ACNE,
SO we have CON'ACNE actually
but the film 'Love Actually'
marshes all the numbers of love and counts as romance
romanidies,
remedies,
comodiies
and comedies

get the smallest number you win

KNOCK, KNOCK... who's there..
I see your shoes but that's all
I cannot open my door,
hinged knob has gone and been put into domino,
all I can do is...
pass me a double 6,
a dice of a flat pancake,
can you make yourself noticed...
are you safe for me to talk to...
is it you that puts the 'con' in condom
because 'dom' is for domino,
and Dom, at the mo'... is not home

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR NUMBER IN A MESSAGE AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU (when it's my turn)

MISS A GO YOU JIGGALO!

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  • The Green Elf
    November 13, 2008
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    wow
    quite interesting
    very random

  • Climbing2nothing
    October 30, 2008
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    lol this is crazy classic you, laughter and that cutting edge depth, although i thought putting the last line in kind of spoiled it alittle, the wisdom is very complete lines like DON'T DARE POKE FOR A JOKE and and dom, at the mo... is not home, awesome, anyheys great fire wall girl,

    w mushroom fairies
    -JAS