I dreamed
I could stick a pineapple up my arse for a dollar.
Really scary part is for two dollars, I dream you watch.
Even scarier of course,
Bush appears to have stuck a pineapple up his nation’s arse
and it only cost him a few trillion
of your money for the pleasure.
How easily we talk of death that has not freed us.
So often it ends
with no point being made:
Etchings of friendship long since gone.
God there are some shit holes in the world.
Who cares where ghosts walk;
they walk now because we have grown up to
wave flags at their grief?
What a way to be remembered;
by the same silly paranoid bible thumping fuckers
who voted to send you there.
People tell me they are before their time:
I know John Wilkes Booth was.
In the meantime I hum myself back to the Land of Nod
“Buff up my truncheon
Slide down my shaft
You can be my strumpet
When I need one after dark
You can dance the seven veils
You can limbo to our bed
With a rose between your teeth
And me between your legs”
Please tell me what you think
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Heheheh!!! at least your taking the pineapple like a man...and still have your sense of humour
Nice write.
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I dreamed
I could stick a pineapple up my arse for a dollar.
Really scary part is for two dollars, I dream you watch....
AHA! What will you do if I send you FIVE dollars by international money order? -
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an autographed polaroid showing you my stitches
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glad to have found this other side of threefold prophecy
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God there are some shit holes in the world.
Who cares where ghosts walk;
that was nice. Also so was John Wilkes booth being ahead of his time. I am still bleeding profusely on the edges of my ass due to the roughness of the pineapple. It was such a large one the whole Dick, Bush, Colin, trinity had to help shove it inside. I always did wonder how you can take the tax money from real people, and redistribute the money among fictional enterprises created by extremely select groups of people, to supposedly help the masses, since all the money seems to be only filtering from the masses to select individuals.
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With the changed currency exchange rates, it has become more expensive to insert pineapples for some people. Also the credit crunch means we cannot all afford a pineapple for such a luxury. I have asked Jesus for advice on this matter and he suggested you try a penknife instead. Or a holy dildo.
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This is so funny but so sad
I love your take on Bush and all the crap he has caused our nation!!! Great job!
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I too want to know what it is you have before you go to bed...
There are a few writers on this site who I always desire to leave clever, even witty perhaps, comments for and always find myself feeling awkward in trying to do so. You are one of them. To quote you from above... So often it ends
with no point being made...
voila
glad to find your wry wit here
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this contest is not going to be easy to judge, I fear, though I doubt they ever are...
love the absurdity of this one.
good luck & thanks for entering
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Laughed at the first verse.
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It is a shame you couldn't be president. The White House is so in need of some humor and intellect.
Sincerely,
Leo Long
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what would Ernest think?
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Superb
A very fine write, indeed. You expressed yourself quite well. Thank you for sharing this one with us. Again, well done. -
This was insightful, clever, and well writen. The whole time I was reading this, I could hear a voice performing this a some sort of comedy club or slam night...maybe in a set of lyrics? The flow was spot on.
"Bush appears to have stuck a pineapple up his nation’s arse
and it only cost him a few trillion
of your money for the pleasure."
Politicians are blood sucking leaches.
Thanks for writing this, it is well needed.
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Well written I love it!!
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Good luck in the contest.
I love it when you read something and feel like you could hear that person talking, and your voice really comes through in this.
Favorite line:
"People tell me they are before their time:
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wow
what a passionate write
it almost appears as if the things that appear in this piece are "personal grudges" of yours
well penned
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Not really my cup of tea. Best of luck in the contest though.
Mike
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I have a feeling Cannonsfire doesnt need what you have before she goes to bed... that would not be right!!!
kinda scary to think that this came from another aussie... lmao
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LMAO...I want whatever you have before you go to bed and don't tell me it's a little blue pill...it's soooo much more!!! 
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