a horny young skier named Joe
wanted to have sex in the snow
said his girlfriend "I'll pass
it's too cold on my ass
and your ski pole's a wee pole, you know".
Author notes
Written January 29th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Submit to AP's First Ever Anthology of Short Humor (Yes, a Real Book) by ea.
525 points, ended March 28, 2006, 74 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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I can't remember if i responded to this or not, in case i didn't, accept my applause for your witty response!
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What a downer for this skiier! Congratulations on winning bronze with this cute limerick. Gave me a good chuckle.
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Congrats to our winner! It was no mean feat to write a poem that would bring out another gem from Vonnnie! Well Done.
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exelent
this was so funny! congratulations my friend there were so many on here that I decided to wait and just read the best,worth the wait my friend congratulations once again.x -
Congrat, Vonnie. This poem will be included in the Anthology as well. LOL. Got any more for me?
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Congrats! This poem will be included in the anthology for short humor. Please IM me with a short bio (one line) to be included in the end notes.
It can be funny or serious, include your real name or not.
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Yes, this one does it for me, too. Well done!
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I've commented before on this and I still feel the same way about it.
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Congrats on your silver.Well deserved
Mia
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oh, very very funny. I especially love the last line. Naughty, in the spirit of the limmeric! You've also inspired some very funny responses.
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I have this problem. Whenever I read something that really tickles my funny bone I always seem to comment in a similar sort of fashion - your Limerick was no exception - hence:
So my ski poles' a wee pole you say
My thermals keep the ice at bay,
Hang on to my belt
We’ll make the ice melt,
Oh please won't you lead me astray?
thanks for the laugh
Vonnie~~
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inspiring
this is very funny and also has a good sting in its tail! good to see a limerick with layers...humour & social comment together!
i think you may just have inspired me to try writing a horny limerick, so thank you very much for that...
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very funny
Very, very funny. I am glad she didn't cave-in to his desires.
thanks for the laugh
Talia -
i live in the heat so sex in the snow Ive never had. But I can imagine how it would decrease the anatomy. Great poem
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Tell that horny young skier named Joe
It's not wise to have sex in the snow
His wee pole will seize
without anti freeze
Better to shove her head down your pants for a blow
I live in Canada too and in this cold weather, the only thing i'd do with an exposed schlong outside is....why, i'd put a mitten on it This one really had me giggling
Thanks for entering - loved it!
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cute... i live in canada, so i can relate to the feelings in the poem!! not that ive had sex in the snow or anything lately, but i can still imagine... thanks for sharing, it was a good giggle!
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hehehe wee poles can be a problem.
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I'll pass the comment
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lol that was cute
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hilarious
lmao, oh was this ever great! soo funny! i love this; definitely have to applaud. your rhyming was perfect and just the whole concept is hilarious. i really like the fact that it's in the form of a limerick too. i'm still laughing, lol. good job and keep it up.
all the best, quicksilver -
interesting
very interesting he sounds like my best friend who goes through like 2 girlfriends a week
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cute! funny. nice job.
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that was smile-able...but Joe doesn't seem to be very bright...he could get frostbite on some equipment that I've been told men hold in very high esteem...cute poem
~*Colleen*~ 
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WOW! THAt was quick! I was still picking out a background LOL!
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this made me smile, very cute
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