They say we fart and burp all day,
well they spend 2 hours on their hair.
They complain as I just walk away,
when she cusses, cries and swears.
Then when she starts crying,
we go out for a nice long walk.
I'm sick of bloody trying,
to watch footie when she talks.
Friday nights I play some pool,
just me and the fellas down the pub.
She makes me look a bloody fool,
when she says 'why wont you call me love?'
She thinks that I'm just lazy -
I leave my clothes all on the floor.
The woman's bloody crazy,
the place they get lost is in the drawer!
"You don't cook, nor do you clean!"
She shrieks in high decibels.
She's like a monster from halloween,
when she gives me holy hell.
"You don't care, when I'm upset!"
She shouts at me one day.
"You comfort me, when I lose a bet!"
I bravely have strength to say.
Woman you don't know a thing,
about us guys, it's true.
My pride does not take a sting,
when I say I know nowt about you.
So when I don't ask for directions,
it's because I know I can find my way.
You make me lost with negative conervsations,
"Oh, no - it's Lake Fritz not Lake Fae."
You have no clue, you don't even try -
I think I might just have a beer.
Talking about your moans and cries,
makes me want to run in fear.
Author notes
I have a lot of guy friends so yeah haha XD but I went OTT on their traits, though some of my friends are a little like this, so pity me!
Ooh and I feel all embarassed now...with that bit at the top the way girls/guys think, I fell more into the guy category lmao.
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A contest entry
- Battle of the Sexes ~ Ladies First! by Xianaria.
700 points, ended December 15, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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lol very creative, i liked it!
Thanks for entering,
~Lisa~
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LOL ~ pretty funny! Nicely done, thank you for entering!
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lol, i have got to say this is creative and for some of us on the mark, on behalf of men i say, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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The last line I thought was funny I want to run in fear also lol thanks for sharing good luck in the contest be well
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