If I could be a guy for a day
just as long as I don't have to stay that way
I'd wake up and wash my face
run my fingers through yesterday's five o'clock shadow which had
sprung up all over the place
brush my teeth, leaving the toothpaste and spit in the sink
"this is great!" was all I could think
toss the bra aside, cuz I wouldn't be needing it
loving the way the boxers felt, surprised at how nicely they fit
grab the keys to my pickup truck
honking at traffic, slammed on the brakes, spilling coffee in my lap...fuck!
got to work late, my secretary was pissed, told me answer my own damn phone
then she broke our date
drove to the bar to hang out with the boys
throw back a few beers and brag about our women and toys
scratched my balls and yes, I smelled my finger
just checking to make sure that fart earlier hadn't decided to linger
what is up with the ball itch?
and having to shove a pair of balls into tight jeans, no thanks....seems to me being
a guy can be a bitch!
A contest entry
- Battle of the Sexes ~ Ladies First! by Xianaria.
700 points, ended December 15, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Well sounds like some guys i know, lol
great job,
~lisa~
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LOL ~ nicely done, made me laugh!
Thanks for entering!
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I would hate being a guy for two minutes a whole day would drive me insane lol good luck in the contest best wishes
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