hunny i love ya
but i can no longer hold my tongue
there are differences between us
that you just have to understand ( i'm 100% male baby)
i'm gonna scratch me nuts
when the itch becomes to great
and me crack will hang out me jeans
at the most inappropriate time ( when all your friends are at our house)
there's nothing i can do
when my ass decides to talk ( its just something us guys do )
farting and loud belch
is a part of who i am
i may not do the laundry
or help you wash the dish's
i've never changed a diaper in my life ( and i'm not about to try )
and its something i'm not missing
now i'll run ya to the shops
and even go in with you
pretend to be real interested ( if it involves lingerie )
as you drag me store to store
me i'll wait without a peak
while you try every dress on ( but wish i watching footy)
and tell ya just how beautiful
each one is when you ask
not a word will grace these lips
of any negatively kind
when you ask me "sweetie
does this one make my butt look big"
i'll be the guy right beside you
at that chick flick at the movies
i'll go and get the grub for you (not complaint of any kind)
even half way through it
i'll buy you flowers every day
and bring home bread and milk
but when it comes to tampons hun
then i'm just not your man
i'm a male and i'm proud of it
with certain rights reserved
i'll fix the car and unplug the loo
but damn if i'll be neutered
A contest entry
- Battle of the Sexes ~ Ladies First! by Xianaria.
700 points, ended December 15, 2008, 16 entries
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Comments
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Now this was really good loved the last two verses.lol
Thanks for entering,
~Lisa~
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LOL this is pretty good ~
made me laugh, nicely done!
Thanks for entering!
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That is funny but not so true about my husband before he got sick he loved to buy clothes for me, once he thought this dress look so sexy he pushed me back in the dressing room and well I was young making too much noise and we were ask to leave... That big Marine never even got embarrassed I how ever was as red as a beet pickle on Christmas morning. He paid for the dress while I tried to go out with out any one notice me which is hard to do when your five ten. those were the days!
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This was an interesting contest and I think that you did good with the prompt most men are sick and nasty at times lol thanks for sharing be well
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very true
men are real dimbats at times.....okay more then just at times......but they can also stop your heart and melt it in a heart beat when they set there minds to it.......i have 3 males in my life (man that makes me sound bad huh......)i have 2 wonderful sons and a partner that i only want to slap up the back of the head 99.9 % of the time......but i wouldnt give any of them up to save my life......i'm glad you enjoyed and got a chuckle out of my poem as it was intended to do so......thank you for your comment and taking the time to read my words
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