End of the World

The world is coming to an end
I can feel it in my heart
How can I predict such things?
Well, where do I start...

I saw the sky start falling
Through mt bedroom window
Then a fat pink pig flew by
As it began to snow

Then he told me some shocking news
That gave me the heebie-jeebies
It turns out the Chicago Cubs
Just won the damn World Series!

And I felt Hell freeze over
As I faced impending doom
And now the earth is shaking
And all that's left is...BOOM!

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Tales from the End by Girl Mad As Birds. 450 points, ended October 28, 2008, 13 entries
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By me, right now

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ink stained fingers
January 7
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Thanks so much!
Puppydog
January 7

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THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!
This had me smiling as I have read often how hell would freeze over before the cubs won a world series again. All of this is adorable!
Girl Mad As Birds
October 25, 2008
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Haha! Great piece, it made me laugh.

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