Thank you,
ignoramus who decided that
shooting a fire extinguisher at a
smoke detector was a good idea.
Thank you
for waking me up at 2:30 am
and dragging me outside
in boxers and a tank top
when it was 35 degrees
and windy.
Thank you
for sending that chill
all the way to my bones
so another hour of possible
sleep was wasted trying to
thaw out my feet.
