There was a young tosspot named Kirst
Who screamed she was dying of thirst
She had booze to drink
Then ran for the sink
Then said "I really should've eaten first"
Author notes
Hahaha, another one for Kirst 
But she know's that I love her really. 
<3 limericks 
Even though this sucks.
A contest entry
- Limericks! by marmac.
400 points, ended November 9, 2008, 34 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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HAHAHA! OMG! This was so funny! I love the rhymesss! And yes Kirst, never drink on an empty stomach! Psshhh! Hahahaha.
Much love
Ylova
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LOL, very cute! But I'm sure this is not the title I will pick for writing with. Good luck in this contest also.
Cayla
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Lol
Thanks
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WOW this was amazing!!
This reminded me of my first time getting wasted with my sister. I forgot to eat and had gotten so plowed I had a hangover for two days!! It was bad.
Kick ass m'dear kick ass
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spell my name right!
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What!
I have spelt it right. Last time I knew you were spelling your name like this.
So suck it.
Good day.
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its kirstie kk?
pro spelling for a pro person
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Oh gosh
Make up your mind woman!
And you wish you were pro
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i am pro
*rocks backward and foreward*
and its on mah birth certificate like that so pew pew
i win
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Well I've already changed it
Cause i spose that you are pro
*pats*
xxx
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Ha, this is really cute. Best of luck in the contest with it!!
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Thank you
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oh its on now...
hold my tooth son!
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I done this out of love!
I thought of you!
You know I'm only joking.
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i did one for you pew pew!
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Lol
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gayy
i swear#im gonna write a HARSH one about you
the last line doesnt make sense....
rawr
xxxxxx
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Write one then!
And I changed the last line.
Hmmm doesn't this sound familiar?
Hahaha
xxx
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