You'll see me rollin' my long cane,
but everyone knows that I'm just too blind and flirty,
yeah I'm just too blind and flirty,
hey look at me I'm blind and flirty.
I want to roll with, the sightos
but so far they just think I'm too blind and flirty,
yeah they say I'm blind and flirty,
oh they say I'm blind and flirty,
holy how I'm blind and flirty oh yeah I'm blind and flirty.
Only one in my class that cannot see,
but it never mattered much to me.
In fact it's quite the contrary,
all those hot girls just wont let me be,
yeah I'm a casanova who cannot see.
I get guided by someone with sight,
but still find my way to party all night.
Just 'cos I'm blind don't mean I don't fight,
I can give the girls what they want alright,
after all the touch is much better right?
I use talks on my PC and phone,
so if you wanna get down gimme a bone.
I've learnt my way back to my home,
wanna see how I groove the place alone?
Gimme some tips, I need to be shown.
They see me loadin' my JAWs up,
but I think they've had enough of me
as I'm just too blind and flirty,
yeah I'm just too blind and flirty,
oh goodness me I'm too blind and flirty,
yeah they say I'm blind and flirty.
I try to hang with, the MCs,
but they just think I'm to blind and flirty,
yeah they say I'm just too blind and flirty
yeah I'm short and slightly dirty,
but still they think I'm blind and flirty.
I'll surf the web for some audio,
any sound based porn out, I will know.
Bring my cane wherever I go,
bought myself a talking digital radio,
just to do some tracks to fit my flow.
Guide dog or not you know I'm ruff,
with talking microwaves I know my stuff
just 'cos I'm disabled don't mean 'nuff,
I've got drunk on JD and licked some ____
don't play safe, that's just so fluff.
I'm blinder than a bat all year over
and more flirtateous than casanova--
The only question is can I have a kiss
or am I a partio, or fully eclipsed?
No point waving, just give me a shout
always with me I have the lights on out -
[but when you stare I can feel your aura].
They see me tippin' up my tea tray,
they're just smilin' and saying I'm too blind and flirty.
Yeah I'm just too blind and flirty, yeah I'm just too blind and flirty,
dearie me I'm just too blind and flirty, holy cow I'm just too blind and flirty!
Author notes
I'm partially sighted, so you can't say this is offensive to blind people... this is especially for trey (future memories) hope you like it dude!!! haha. It makes me laugh, it reminds me of you! Kind of like me too, if I am honest! 
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I do not understand this and for that I thank our Lord Jesus who has helped me to avoid such sins in this life. Have a nice day.
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I love White and Nerdy... so...
I LOVE THIS POEM... BLIND AND FLIRTY! lol
Very funny and wildly crazy and wonderfully written to the right rhythm and rhyme, so I declare you a superior poet for writing stuff and nonsense. 
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This was really great! It got me laughing! Thanks!
Thanks for entering and good luck!
<3 Abi
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This was awesome!
I have the upmost respect for the blind but this was hilarious!
Great job!
-Mandi
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Very funny.
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that's hilarious, and i can see (obviously, since I read it lol) great parody!
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OH MY GOD! SO AM I! THIS TOTALLY STRIKES A MAJOR CORD WITH ME AND IT'S TRULY CLEVER! I absolutely love it!
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Lol, I loved this =] -
you know i have more respect and kind of envy for the blind, it is funny but i think this is a killer poem, keep it flowing,
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