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When Life Gives You Lemons

When life gives you lemons
SUCK EM!

When Life gives you pickles
EAT THEM!

When life hands you a bucket of ice cold water,
DUMP IT ON YOUR BROTHER!

When your world turns upside down,
WALK ON THE CEILING!

When George Bush leaves the white house,
THROW A PIZZA PARTY!

WheN THe KeyBORd OnYOUR COmputEr iS brOkEN,
TYpE LIKe thIS!

When you enter a contest
BE RANDOM!

And when someone says "Your Mom"
SHOVE A PUMPKIN UP THEIR NOSE!

And when you enter a crazy contest,
WRITE A CRAZY POEM.

Author notes

option 4
Cicada (did I spell that right?)

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  • Violinstrings silver member
    January 4

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    very funny

    whatever someone says is not always meant to be nice
    they are not always nice to you
    so be ready to defend yourself
    when someone hands you a bucket of water throw it on your brother interesting


  • careless courtney
    November 7, 2008
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    teheheh! cute


  • Lost in a Dreamstar
    November 1, 2008
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    thanks for putting Cicada's in you AN! I liked both poems a lot! I liked the one you wrote earlier and this rewrite.

  • Lost in a Dreamstar
    October 28, 2008

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    I love your poem! It's exactly what I want...I need you to reread the rules again though...you missing something in the authors note and I'd hat to DQ you for that! I hate DQing people...


    • omg-its-sara
      October 29, 2008
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      i think she used option 5...using the quote for insparation, like you said! so there WAS an option about that!


  • Commodore Rouge
    October 25, 2008

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    "I felt like a brussel sprout
    always left out,
    the one thing nobody wanted."
    That is a great comparison! You started off strong with your words and you ended on a great note too. Towards the end I felt like you were 'babbling' slightly, but you still wrote this strongly. I think the title is particularly clever, since it brings such contrast to the subject of the poem and it caught my attention immediately. Thanks for sharing.


  • Beautiful-N-Broken gold member
    October 24, 2008

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    Then i'll be nice and be sure I
    ALWAYS include them in all that I do
    so they never have to feel like this
    and we can all be friends.

    A very adult way of looking at things. Great write hun!! Keep up the good writing!!


  • ReAdInG.iS.sExY
    October 24, 2008
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    awwww....what a happy ending
    personally i like dark, raw poetry
    but this was nice
    the title and the line
    "I felt like a brussel sprout
    always left out"
    i laughed at that
    lol
    good job

    addie


    p.s and ur right young ones can be so cruel!

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