Look here boy, take this two by four
He runs at you, whack his nose
You do that, and he’s gonna turn
Don’t slip in this slop and fall down
Do that, and he’s gonna get ya
Be on you before you know it
If he gets his mouth around you,
He’ll pick you right up in the air
And shake you like an ole dish rag
Now you just pay attention boy
He’s too young to be in there!
Now hush woman, he’ll be just fine
© Copyrights G. Jones 2008
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I'd be too scared to go after that hog! lol
Cool write!
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Now hush woman, he'll be just fine. Too funny. It sounds just like something my grandpa would say to my grandma. I love it.
keep it up -
Aww, this is cute.
I enjoyed it very much!
You seem to know what you're talking about.
I'd like to go Hog Catchin'!
Keep up the good work.
This is very endearing.
You're a wonderful writer.
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