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Dipping Shit Flickers Returns

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I came back as a pigeon
on the old turn around indeed,
and as I flew over the earth I saw
this one girl and it was her turn .
She was so ugly to me
as a human so you see ,
what goes around sometimes falls down
so Im dipping and the flicker returns

All the birds now-days flies in a flock ,
for their are so many people
and miss not one  I THINK NOT.
We catch them at super markets
and trash their cars and more ,
and get great pleasure from tin
and get-tin in colors galore.

Hey Joe Joe look at those humans over-there ,
with the fancy clothes and fixed up hair .
Lets give them some of our waste
and make their day,
make them look up in discust
and have some fun along the way.

Hey I got a new one lets get real friendly
and on their shoulder I will lite,
then as they are so excited about a bird
cooing in song and looking eye to eye.
We can dump our load and quickly fly,
and on the take off flick some of that
to spread it around that's right.

You see the birds in our world
are reicarnation of people lost
ones the world just on
and never considered the cost
They come back and believe me
many their are
and they tank up on food and return it
and baby it aint never hard

Kersplat it hit this one ladies glasses
and she heaved right there on the street ,
And looky there at that man with the cowboy hat
a perfect place indeed.
Looking so proud and feeling so fine
in his new hat ,
He never knew he had a wad of green
dangling off the brim kersplat .

Hey Joe Joe catch my new airial sling,
and as he swirled around
and fluttered his wings .
Like a whirlamatic that spread out
leaving an awesome design,
across a fancy lady standing there in line.

Oh stop it you this is killing me ,
and its hard to fly when your eyes
are watering from laughter you see .
Lets go check out the courthouse
that's always fun ,
for if anybody like to screw people
they are number one.






Author notes

Have fun but when you hear a flock of birds overhead dont look up for their is a dipping flicker watching you as well just keep walking and pay them no mind or get a kersplat in the old eye

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  • Sweet Impatience gold member
    October 29, 2008

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    this poem was very funny.. You did an fantastic job with it.. lol I really enjoyed reading this one so much.

    good luck


  • OmniscientNDumb
    October 23, 2008

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    Shit was funny homes. I'm gonna watch for a possible third installment. Keep up the work, I'll keep up the reading, dude.


  • Ligeia
    October 23, 2008

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    This is clever, although you have a few spelling mistakes.
    I'm sure you don't care, but I'll tell you anyway.
    Hilarious, and witty.
    Keep up the good work.
    I love the birds-eye view.


  • Still Standing gold member
    October 23, 2008
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    This is very cute...Great perspective from a birds eye view, so to speak, keep it up I love it!!!!


  • Swangrnv gold member
    October 23, 2008

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    l.o.l. l.o.l. l.o.l.

    very funny my friend!! l.o.l. yeah, been the unfortunate one a time or two growing up in N.Y...Thanks for the long awaited l.o.l. explaination!

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