It's getting really hot out here
I think I'm gonna melt,
luckily I've found some ice
to cool this heavy pelt.
My head and shoulders are now fine
don't care about my arse,
now off you go and be a dear
bring me some lemonade in a glass.
I'm truly most unhappy
where has all my ice disappeared,
I am polar bear you know
so to my needs you must adhere.
If you want to keep me in this zoo
get cracking and bring me ice,
or my actions I'll not be responsible for
I'll play dirty and not nice.
Now off you go I'm dreaming
of a bear in lashings of new snow,
a-slipping and a-sliding
where it's thirty degrees below.
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A contest entry
- Humour in Nature - Contest Two by AnnD.
1000 points, ended November 3, 2008, 11 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please Tell Me What You Think
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i have iced water at the moment and hot tea and it is boiling hot lol i might throw some ice in the tea and be a bear. a good poem.
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congratulations well done
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I do not know how i missed reading this beauty It is easy to see why it collected the gold.Who could complain about finishing behind it Excellent a most amusing write well done and congratulations
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Congratulations on the Trophy Gaylene - so well deserved and lots of fun. Von
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ah Gaylene, you have captured this picture so perfectly.. brilliantly done. That polar bear looks so in love with his little pile of ice. You can just imagine him having these thoughts for sure. Brilliant.
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this is so well done and fits the picture perfectly. its sad to think he's holding on to that last vestige of ice before that too vanishes, they had better hurry with the new stock
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This is just tooooooooo funny 
Well done indeed and I wish you all the best in this contest 
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Wonderful
Oh my what a great take on the picture. Sooo funny. Best of luck in the contest.
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aww its in our g&t ,,the ice x
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Ha Ha very good I enjoyed your icy tale pour thing it must be more than he can bear
sorry couldn't help it
best of luck
Cyber
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This made me laugh, you do humour very well you know, he is a cutie too. Best to you in the contest
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