Oh don’t you start an all
I was put here by my master
The little big game hunter that’s the one
using the broom as an elephant blaster
Well he saw this old film on the telly
Where they killed wildlife short and tall
And hung the heads of Bambi and Thumper
Right up there on a plaque on the wall
I could see his mind ticking
As he dragged me out to play
Then he stuffed my head in this hole
And said that magic word Stay
There he goes again
Chasing the ferrel cat
I hope that cat does better than me
At least he can fight back
Oh just give it a minute
this should be fun
When that dumb cat realises
that’s not a real gun
Author notes
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A contest entry
- Humour in Nature - Contest Two by AnnD.
1000 points, ended November 3, 2008, 11 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Quite the tribute for a dog and their perspective on everything an origional has to be said, well done
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creative
Thanks for the heads-up
I'm about to have a hissy-fit all over his face
El Gato
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You should be banned from this site!!
Now you've really done it!!!!!
Last time I nearly did - This time I have wet em, now I have to go change my knickers!!!!!!!
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this is one of the original perspectives I've seen in a long time and It still has me laughing!
Good one Paul!
Keep penning on one stroke at a time!
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oh Paul. you have done it again..... what a clever little story you have written here. and you clever thing, you doing the animation too.
I love it.
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the enemity between the the dog and the cat eh? will they ever get along? i dont see a reason why the dog wouldnt call the cat dumb! I would like a kitten though! 
lol!!!
Lencio
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A most amusing little poem to go with the image
I had the same idea when i saw it A Hunters Trophy Well done Good luck in the contest
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You have an amazing talent Paul. Best of luck with this in the contest. Von xx
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Lol love it! has your sense of humour branded all over it
Awesome take on the pic
Good luck!
Gaylene
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hehe so cute haha cat noise XD baby noise XD haha this is so cool
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