Tulip, sucked dry, withering in the heat
Wanted so much more, all to be exact
All the sweet, succulent grass she could eat
She was enclosed, imprisoned without tact
“Time for a break” she moo’d
Tulip broke free,
The cows in her neighbourhood
United in her army!
Tulip ripped through every city,
Every town, every house
Trampling everything sh*tty
Into the soil; more space for grass!
Soon Tulip had the world at her feet
All her friends were happy, she could see
Tulip had all the grass she could eat
The same as before, but now she was free!
Author notes
Really funny random contest title that I rather liked! Decided to write a poem about it!! Hope you don't mind the 'S' word in the middle, but it was the only rhyme that kept the flow!
A contest entry
- Titles, titles, and, YOU GEUSSED IT! More titles! by omg-its-sara.
600 points, ended October 22, 2008, 11 entries
Silver trophy winner
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What did you think?
Comments
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Come off it!
moo'd and neighbourhood?!
Moo'd must rhyme with dude, not dud.
'trampling everything shitty into the ground' makes me laugh a Lot. Considering that she's a cow, I doubt there'll be much left.
Oh very nice ending!
I like this funny poem. Far more funny than my cow poem. I don't think mine's funny. I used to.
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I agree that it's a shit rhyme, but there was about ten minutes before the contest closed...
Yeah, I think it is much funnier than yours... though if you wrote another one in the same sort of way (but with better rhymes) it'd be really good!
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Zelda, it's not a shit rhyme, it's just not a rhyme (that smiley face comes in very handy sometimes - the difference between a friendly punch in the face and an offensive whackinsack)
Nah, funny poems are not for me. I imagine I could rustle one up if I tried. -
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You animal!!! It rhymes for the purpose of a young person anyway! I agree it's a little bad, but you can force it to work... not...
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Dude and mud just don't rhyme!
However, you and I do
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They do with an accent!!! (Getting desperate now...)
Yeah, I agree! You are funny and so am I!
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Compromise: Cows actually go 'muuuhhhhh', but, for the sake of readers' recognition, you had to type 'moo', instead.
Muhd, and neighbourheard. What a pair of losers. -
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I found that funny... neighbourheard should be a proper word!!
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It is, mate. Most people pronounce it 'knob'eads from next daw', though.
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Didn't know you grew up in London!!
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I love the poem--well deserving of the trophy. The last line is great, and deep "The same as before, but now she was free!" I know this was just a funny poem, but it is very true how outwardly, things can look just the same, but freedom really makes all the difference.
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hey guys not been on in a while! Thanks for the lovely comments, you're all probably chuffed when people say such great things about somthing you wrote too!!
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OMG DUDE YOU ROCK FOR WRITING A FUCKING POEM ABOUT COWZ OMGZ LIKE OMG
Cows are really hard to write about.
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funny!I don't mind that you used the s word.I also realy liked the title.nice poem.
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Yay! Go Tulip, you crazy cow, you! This reminds me of that cow in Chicago who started the great fire back in like the 1930s or 1920s. Those crazy milking things, they're always getting themselves and those around them into trouble, heh. Great work on penning such a funny poem. I hope you keep posting things like this on the site, because so much of what I read on here is depressing and emo, that when I find a humorous poem like this it's truely refreshing to know that people out there on the internet still know how to laugh and still know how to have fun. I'll be sure to read more of your work in the future
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hahaha that was funny
well penned
and congrats on that silver!
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Beautiful
wow you made a cows life sound amazing well done. I feel sorry sometimes for cows lol they must not have a good life. It's beautifully created. *hugs*
I enjoyed reading your poem it rocks!
Take care
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I really liked it and thought it was amazingly funny. But rather cute too. Because now tulip is free
Yay. It's a great poem. The flow was excelent and the words were great. well done
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Ha! I hope cows don't take over the world, because I'm scared to death of them!!
Nice poem though!!
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Cows are funny. Cows taking over the world are HILARIOUS! I almost entered in that title contest, but I think you did the subject better justice than I could have. Good luck in the contest.
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Haha! Thanks very much!
The contest ended a while ago, and I got silver!! beaten by a funny poem about an evil bus driver... I would protest, but the ridiculous nature of my poem would make protest hypocritical!!
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This is extremely funny, i love it!!!
i once had to write a comic for an assignment, and wrote it about a cow with no head. ALso, i think the cow was somewhat right in trampling cities, except make sure all the ppl r ok. great write! -
okay a poem about a cow... hummm this is very interesting thanks for sharing it and thanks for entering it into my contest.
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It was very funny albeit a little strange I kind of liked it.it may be very interesting in a comical perspective in the realm of cows and animals and I don't mind the swear word at least you bleeped it out.
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Thanks very much! I'm glad you liked it! :
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The title sucked me in too for this contest
Well done and good luck 
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