its silly for bob to find a homeless guy,
I mean; what if he has rabies, OH MY!
That homeless guy has been known to carry ticks,
and honestly, ticks turn off the cute chicks.
Bob found that homeless dude in the park,
I dont know why Bob was out after dark.
Silly Bob looked at that homeless guy and woke that guy up,
the homless person jumped in fear and Bob yelled "Wasssup."
I tell you, I am not making a lie,
when I tell you the story of bob and that homeless guy!
Bob you silly ol' son of a gun,
while you take care of that homeless guy, i am goin to go have some fun!
(And who knows, Most likely ill find another homeless guy)
Author notes
NOTE: DID NOT KNOW THAT THIS CONTEST ONLY ALLOWED ONE ENTRY, THUS IT SKIPED MY TRUE MASTERPIECE,
SORRY FOR ANY CONFUSION
A contest entry
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Comments
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oh i really like this, it made me chuckle, read it twice!!
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not bad. I liked how it ryhmed. Not forced sounding at all. And I like your character of Bob. Thanks for sharing this and thanks for entering it into my contest.
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lol! hilarious
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Very funny
This was really very funny,especially the first line really made ,me chuckle, very good rhyming throughout, you seem to have quite a flair nice write have a nice day littlefishone
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Funny entry...best of luck
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