What had happened was
my piles where giving me a bit of jip
so taking the ointment and removing the lip
What a mistake, the tube was glue
now my bottoms making a surgical debut.
Author notes
A slang term in the UK and Commonwealth countries referring to something being painful or causing discomfort: "My leg is giving me gyp". May also be spelt Gip or Jip.
A contest entry
- What Had Happened Was/ Comedic Quickie by ms-cuddles.
700 points, ended October 22, 2008, 7 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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eugh this is a really good funny poem,even if it is a bit gross
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Hiliarious write.I will say it wasn't me but imagine using foot deodorant for feminie spray. LOL Congratulation on the Bronze. God Bless, Jo-Ann
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Poor baby and here I am laughing at your misfortune.....lmfao. Thanks for entering and good luck. Hugs~ Cuddles
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HI
Thank you for you virtual hug and cuddle, iam not going to say this nearly happen to me, or did it?
KEVIN X
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