I didn't know that

Joseph is now buried atop of his poor Ann

to keep it hard would be her faithful plan

You see "Horny" was an important name

too die with pride and without any shame

The last headstone made for the Horny clan

Said 'Now she's gone, you'll use your hand!

But Joseph was simple with one last request

write; "Horny" leave it up ...to guess the rest

A contest entry

#144 PIF funny adult picture prompt by daviscth. 500 points, ended October 20, 2008, 13 entries
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Disturbed Prodigy
October 21, 2008
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and good luck in the contest
Disturbed Prodigy
October 21, 2008

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Lol, okay, i can't stop laughing to really type this, so i will end it here and say, keep it flowing my friend. lol
daviscth
October 20, 2008

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LOL, this is a wonderfully funny take on the prompt. Thanks so much for taking time to enter my contest.
Jeremy0826
October 19, 2008

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LMAO! This is so funny my friend.
Thanks a lot for posting this one and good luck to you in this contest!

Jeremy0826
Candyknife
October 19, 2008
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lmao
very nice i thought it was going to be somthing somber lol
nice read, thanks for the laugh