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The Little Green Frog

the little green frog

Hello, Im a frog. A Poetry frog, cause I write and recite poetry. Little frog upon the log, have you no cloth at all. Nor a Mum or Dad. My, My How Sad. I never said I was a good frog Poet. what do you want for free. Geez, a tough Audience . Now Frog off! you heard me on the frog and toad. your bumming me out. what not even one gold coin, you were entertained. back to catching flys, I hate fly's, they buzz around my tummy all day I suppose if I farted you'd pay to see that, just no culture in the world today. ridip. ridip.  There, how was that! I supose you think its funny to see a frog fart . Phew! that was bad.  I rather read poetry than smell that. I got's to lay off those March fly's

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  • reveller silver member
    November 6
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    haha....

    That was so funny. It gave me a much needed chuckle....thank-you!


  • Kathleen a Nazarene
    September 10

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    Whoa....

    I got no culture! This was funny. Love the voice you came up with & the dialogue is quite clever.What's the deal about the March flies? for the big smile & chuckle you gave me. Always up for that. What a fun guy you are & such an artiste! Practicing my new emoticons! Love the moving ones!


  • storiesuntold gold member
    November 29, 2008
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    This gave me a laugh

    Very funny muse and I love the way you sounded like the frog hahaha


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    November 22, 2008
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    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.


  • sidewinder silver member
    November 15, 2008

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    Paul looks like the frog?


    Hmmm.... now that i think about it can see it too!


    yes you have me laughing again my friend!
    well done!
    Keep penning on one stroke at a time!
    Bill


  • AnnD Moderators member
    October 21, 2008

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    oh you nut........that is just too cute.....
    and a farting frog geez. what will you think of next


  • Klayer
    October 20, 2008
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  • rufina caraid gold member
    October 20, 2008

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    Hi Paul, thanks for the link, this is a 'gas' Clever you! Now tell me how you made THAT sound!! Bloody Brilliant - loved it. ~Von


  • trekkergirl
    October 20, 2008

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    This is just so cute. Very creative. Frogs to be honest just aren't my favorite creatures of all time. But this is really cute. And to use youtube as well.

    Question tho: aren't fly's spelled flies?

    • Cyber Artist Moderators member
      October 20, 2008
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      yes but the computer voice program cant differentiate so the frog doesn't know it LOL so we wont tell him OK


  • B Chandler
    October 20, 2008
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  • dame de la riviere
    October 20, 2008
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    Very contemporary of you...this frog would make better dinner than a poetry...

  • Eusebius
    October 20, 2008

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    A frog's life here, much more than meets the eye at first blush, heavily Freudian, with a gourmet's taste for truffels and frogs stilt's, perhaps? Very chic and tan throughout...


  • Poetic Tasha Moderators member
    October 20, 2008
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    lollllz Paul, you're a nutter!
    very cute


  • Legend silver member
    October 20, 2008

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    Excellent

    I have to admit it was the title of this one that drew me in I am glad it did i really did enjoy the read Well done


  • wbiro gold member
    October 20, 2008

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    well, someone is pretty proud of their frog piece to have featured it lol Hey- multimedia... Youtube no less! (I posted my first there- featuring an original piece of music and... hey! whaddy know- an animal- Annabel the Sheep (how's that for a strange coincidence...)
    Well, you get an A for the video, and something less for the poem lol
    Now you should be taking requests for frog recitals of people's poems... just two gold coins a shot...


  • Raining Kisses silver member
    October 20, 2008

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    lol

    this was very funny and very cleverly put together too gave me a much needed chuckle thanks for sharing this with me, but dont you know that a frogs fart is priceless lol


  • Miss Faerie Greeters member
    October 20, 2008
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    ROFLMFAO
    You're a dork
    Hilarious
    But a dork


  • Lencio Rodrigues
    October 20, 2008

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    hahaha!!! too good! pay for the fart lol!

    good one! here are some gold applauds! (sorry, coins!)


  • Meroza
    October 20, 2008
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    aaw, cuuuute!


  • FifthDove
    October 19, 2008
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    lol, how cute


  • Amunet Wolfbane Moderators member
    October 19, 2008

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    This is too darn cute Paul. I love the little guy Awesome job!


  • catz Moderators member
    October 19, 2008
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    Lol... Yep, those flies can cause somebig time farts Very funny, Paul

    Dee


  • Freed by Mercy silver member
    October 19, 2008
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    Love it! You did a great job animating him. Farting flies!
    LMAO!


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    October 19, 2008
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    Oh phooey the clappies didn't turn out! So here


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    October 19, 2008
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    Aww love that frog Lol very cute and funny Paul
    I see a slight resemblamnce too

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