They say, "True Love will always endure!"
If it's true, I'm really not sure.
But, I see these two
and watch the things they do.
They think young, although they're mature.
Matching leapard skin bathing suits
with hair, falling out by the roots,
I see them there
without a care
still enjoying their carnal pursuits.
Their names are Mr.and Mrs. Santini.
She's wearing a tiny bikini!
Her boobs hang so low
and swing to and fro
and his 'Ball-Hugging' thong is so teeny!
They're as wealthy as can be!
Much richer than you and me.
They are known far and wide
and have nothing to hide
and are really a sight to see!
He starts popping vitamins
and that's when the trouble begins.
His withered thing starts unfolding--
His 'Ball-Hugger's not holding
and then, lustfully, he grins!
He's a marvel of evolution.
She was formerly in prostitution.
Then, finally,
the police, I see
and they're cited for Eye Pollution!
Author notes
A contest entry for:
Funny Rhymer VII
by: BuriedTreasures
A contest entry
- Big Points Funny Rhymer VII by BuriedTreasures.
6000 points, ended October 27, 2008, 18 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Excellent limerick and a very funny take on the picture. The eye pollution reference was ver clever!
This is a good entry
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ROFLMAO! this is an excellent take on the picture.
Best of luck in the contest.
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LOL!!! This is such a funny response to the picture prompt. I loved the imagery. Good luck with this, it's awesome.
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Oh my goodness
Whar Piece you have in this one I laughed so hard this is great
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Funny!
LOL Very entertaining piece, deserving
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Limmerick ode to old folks. Clever and very funny. Wish you the best of luck in the contest.
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FUNNY AS HELL
This is soooooo Funny---Great imagery---
I love the Boobs hanging Low and swinging to and fro line! ROFL
This is really good and I like the limerick style you used---All the best in the contest!!
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