Poor ol' Claire was blind as a bat
and Sonny was deaf in both ears,
leaning on him to show her the way
he more than happily volunteers,
Sonny had learned to read her lips
with an occasional mistake or two,
Claire had a speech impediment
so he did the best that he could do,
Hand and hand they walked the beach
on a hot and humid August day,
when sweetly Claire looks at him
and says, * I'm hot! I want lemonade!*,
Sonny's attention perked right up!
*You're hot and you want to get laid?!*,
Oh sweet Jesus, thank You
for so long, of this, I've prayed,
Claire didn't know what to think
he sounded so mesmerized,
Sonny popped a little blue pill
and got between those thighs!,
Claire pondered this dilemma
so she thought she'd try again,
ever so slowly she says to him
*Sonny you do not understand*!
He looked at her in total shock
*You want to go again?!*,
unable to believe his luck
He looks up and shouts Amen!
Author notes
Picture coutesy of Photobucket--Artist Unknown
A contest entry
- Big Points Funny Rhymer VII by BuriedTreasures.
6000 points, ended October 27, 2008, 18 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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It must have been...stiff...competition to only garner an HM. Was somebody else blind in both eyes? This was laugh out loud funny! Great job!
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LOL It's worth more than any ol' shiny just to know you enjoyed it.
Thanks.
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hahahaha lol that deserved more than a cabbage patch doll cup in my opinion, that was funny
we need a maid - what let's get laid lol yeah being mutton geof is handy 
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If you liked it then it means more to me than any ol' shiny cup Thanks my friend, I do appreciate it.
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Very funny and creative indeed---Good flow of the rhyming verse!
This is a good entry!
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Thank you for HM and a chance to laugh.
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LMAO
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Yep! Those 2 rock
Thank you for the read and applause. 
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OMG! this is hilarious! Well penned. Best of luck in the contest.
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Thank you I'm glad you got a chuckle.
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Yep no doubt this one raises the smiles to this old face of mine Wonderful little tale to accompany the given image Good luck in the contest
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Thank you for the read and comment..I'm not too good at the humorous ones, but I sure do have fun trying.
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excellent~
ROFLMAO
Thanks so much for the needed laugh today
Loved this
Best of luck in the contest
Hugs
Susan~~~
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Thank you so much..I'm glad you got a laugh
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LMAO!!!
Just too funny!!! sis you are hysterical.. this had me laughing out loud!!!
Bravo!
♥
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Thanks Sis The pic makes me laugh everytime I look at it ..when on the other hand I could cry thinking of those upcoming -golden years- when I become Claire LOL eek
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ROFL
Very funny and appropiate take on the picture---Love the mix-up between the lemonade and wanting to get laid!! Hilarious *grin!
Good luck in the contest!
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Thank you Much appreciated.
Linda
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This one had me in stitches! Funny how the male always hears things with his mind on sex
Too funny!
All the best with this beauty! And that picture Priceless!
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Sweet!!!!! Sinful and hilarious. I loved this!!!
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Thank you. I appreciate the kind comment.
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LOL ...I needed this laugh. Well done indeed. Best to you in contest....
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Thank you my friend..now enter one yourself! hehe Dare ya
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Laughing like hell here. This is very funny. It rhymes well and flows well. You have done a great job with this. You should do humorous rhymes more often.
I loved it.
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Your comment means alot Mike, Thank you for reading and giving me your opinion. I do love the comical pics but feel I can't do them justice. You should try this one!! hint hint
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Too Funny!
LOL This is too cute and quite hilarious. I love that picture, and you have done a nice job bringing these two people to life. I love this, and thanks much for the laughs tonight. Blessings, Patty
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I'm glad you got a laugh The pic alone had me rolling. To think of those fun-filled golden years-----or not
lol Thank you for the sweet comment my friend.
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