Our nights are so filled with nothing, but joy
ever since the politicians fixed social security,
with their plan that gives us every kind of toy
partying till dawn and feeling so very carefree.
Thanks to new product “Viagra-Meno-geritol”
we can live every day as if we were still young,
drinking, smoking and screwing, we can do it all
even if our bodies get ruined and turn to dung.
Sure makes like easier not to worry about a pension
going to orgies and drug bashes is our new life,
despite the brain cells lost and no more comprehension
to numb in head for fretting over any kind of strife.
Did away with those silly standards of morality
wife changing her name to the Ms. Makem All Cum,
and I’m now going by the tile, Johnny Ecstasy,
kinky sex becoming as much fun as chewing bubble gum.
Ignoring Surgeon General’s warnings as golden rule
choking down greasy, cholesterol laden fast foods,
heart attacked risk ignored in order to feel so darn cool
popping pills to subdue fears and give us mellow moods.
So now we are free from the pangs of stress over the future
might not like the chest pains nor times we’re out of breath,
but hear bi pass operations now come in a designer suture
so relieved to save 401K fund for some extra doses of Meth.
Yep, thanks to the new plan will kick the bucket before we retire
spare the government from needing bucks for golden age fun,
aging prematurely is something that we’re told they will admire
though may feel different next week, after we turn twenty one!
Author notes
Picture coutesy of Photobucket--Artist Unknown
A contest entry
- Big Points Funny Rhymer VII by BuriedTreasures.
6000 points, ended October 27, 2008, 18 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Very funny
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A very creative and imaginative write--A good twist at the end!
Thank you for your entry!
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LMAO
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OH my GOSH! LOL This is toooooo funny. I absoulutely adored this!!!!! The names and all! Tee hee. I wish you all the best in the contest. I know u shall do well.
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Very well worded and rhymed well--Quite funny and imaginative!
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LOL! This is funny Im laughing hard right now
Good luck in the contest!
Did away with those silly standards of morality
wife changing her name to the Ms. Makem All Cum,
and I’m now going by the tile, Johnny Ecstasy,
kinky sex becoming as much fun as chewing bubble gum.
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Oh my goodness lol
This made me chuckle good luck to you in the contest best wishes always be well
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