Salt and Pepper were great friends
and on each other they could depend,
barking at everything in sight
that postman tasted quite alright!
But then Paprika came to town
upon their faces set a frown,
Paprika was a mean old mut
round Salt and Pepper he did strut.
Their life of games came to an end
as Paprika lurked round every bend,
for these two poor dogs had no sense of smell
no wonder Paprika gave them hell!
So they called on Curry to hatch a plan
to put Paprika on a ban,
together their three talents they'd combine
and send him running, dirty swine!
So when Paprika next hit the trail
they turned on him and upped their tails,
squirting salt, pepper and curry over him
making his smell very dim.
So now Paprika's calmed right down
and knows he doesn't wear the crown
for if he tries his tricks again
he'll end up with a nasty stain!
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Title - Salt And Pepper
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A contest entry
- Titles, titles, and, YOU GEUSSED IT! More titles! by omg-its-sara.
600 points, ended October 22, 2008, 11 entries
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lol!!!
hilarious! good idea to make this title into a poem about dogs 
thanks for entering! -
this is one of your funniest poems ever,, haha great amusement. i shall chuck the dogs a bone ,,good luck
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What a cute poem this is
Great take on your chosen title and I wish you the best of luck in this contest 
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