Let me be quite blunt:
Old John McCain's a cunt;
He's a fucking loony
A total loony-tuney.
It makes you feel quite sick
That Americans could be so thick
To dream for a split second
He could be a president.
And as for Sarah Palin
(One stamp short for a mailing)
My feelings start a-sinking
Each time I see her winking.
The redneck morons love her
'Cos she's a hockey mutha;
You betcha she's all right
And of course she's white.
A contest entry
- Celebrating Idiotic Alaskan Sarah The Moose-Muncher by Edna Sweetlove.
300 points, ended October 15, 2008, 7 entries
Gold trophy winner
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This made me smile, I was quite taken aback with the first line but it made me laugh so hard. Sometimes we just can't see the truth, I as an Australian, thought they were both worth a bit of eye-brow raising lol. Best to you in the contest
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This is a lovely poem. I hope you will come and read some more of my stories. I love the way you use "cunt" as though it were socially acceptable, as it is one of my very favourite words and it reminds me of three of my ex-wives.
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stick it to the man
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Backwards America...
Thank f*** they didn't win... I err, think! You captured the satire in what was obviously a VERY painfully funny reality we were staring at back then... Though this Obama Obama Obama nonsense is just as laughable if it werent sooo worrying!
I enjoyed the poem, just think the last line needs the word "all" thrown in at some point... Title expressed the situ well and I am sure you find yourself saying the first line quite alot -lol
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haha, simply the truth
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Hilarious, irreverent, clever. Thank you.
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Hate is not a family value huh?
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Well, it seems that lots of people loved your poem...however whlie I did like your style and I applaud you on putting your opinions and views into your writing, I can't say that I completly agree with you. The poem was good, you have a great skill in writing. Never stop.
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it is whickedly so you, very forth write, congrats on the win .... its ur twin! lol,like to read ur stuff as it is brutal at times
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i must confess i dont do politics especially american politics as i am british and our own are in such a mess, however the way this poem reads is very clever rolls off my toungue like a spoonfull of honey, it is a vvery vivis straight talking poem i liked it a lot thanks for sharing littlefishone
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truth be told...
Thick is right...
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Wickedly accurate... and well deserving. Congratulations for both the poem and you laser like insight...
Ken
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Very tasteful. Let me guess your identity.................. Mmmmmm.....???? My Mum?
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No, not your mother, but your mother-f*cker more like. Thank you for the gold cup.
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