Little Red Riding Bitch
Went down the yellow brick road
In search for the three little piggies
With the tamed wolf by her side
The wolf was tame, but he was smart
Smart enough not to mess with the Hood
And to catch the pigs
Along the way Bitchin' Hood
Turned the Tin man into a tea set,
and the lion into a servant
When Dorothy came around
Oz was down to shit
Instead of one castle in the horizon,
there happened to be two
Dorothy and Bitchin' Hood captured the pigs
and the wolf ate them for breakfast too
They entered to wrong castle and found a Sleeping Beauty
The lion raped her, and then the wolf had lunch, to boot
When her prince finally came, Dorothy finally found her man
She never woke back up, poor Dorothy, shoulda ran
Bitchin' Hood, unhindered by the events
Continued to the next castle
and found the Wizard of Oz
She asked her questions
and got no answers
For Alice came out the back
and killed Bitchin' Hood
She claimed the wolf, and lion too
While the Mad Hatter made himself known
As the Wizard of Oz
Alice finally found out what to do
in Wonderland
Kill everyone thats useless
and take all the power she can
and shun the rest
Alice,
now queen of all fairy-tales
too, never wakes up
For she had died
Author notes
I combo'd all of them!
AP NAME: Darkwave Das Ich
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I'm SERIOUSLY don't know what to think of this.
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There was a kind of tang to it all, of course in the cursing, but also in lines that suggested controlled savagery, like, "The wolf was tame, but he was smart." It was funny, in a chilling kind of way. You had me thinking of how nice it was that the lion and the wolf got a treat at Sleeping Beauty's Castle - and for some reason, I pictured Little Red Riding Bitch skipping the whole time.
You should read "Looking Glass Wars," or at least little parts of it. -
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Tammy
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I'll comment more critically later, but I have to say this while I'm thinking of it.
You are sick.
I love it.
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Oh Wonderful!!!
I love this!! I absolutely love this.. OMG this is so great!! A great twisted combination of all of them. This knocked me for a loop! Well done. I really dont know what else to say about this. I just LOVE it.. Bravo and very well done. I only wish I could give you more clappies!!!
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Not bad at all. Really good imagery, and good usage of words. Beautifully penned, this poem it is. Keep it up!
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Superb plus
Ah, 'tis a fine write indeed. You have expressed yourself quite well, as usual, my friend. Thanks for sharing this one with us.
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