Has anyone ever noticed what’s really on
the camel on his cigarette box?
A man and woman making love, another
man with his cock a flop
I can’t be the only one who knows of
this little secret
And I can’t be the only one who can’t think of
another word to rhyme with secret
Its kind of funny how the surgeons general warnings
states unimportant facts
I’d rather sit and stare at that camel’s little hump,
wondering what’s in the middle of his back
Looks like another guy, humping away at
what looks like to be a goat
Maybe it’s another couple, I’m just glad I
can’t see whatever it is he has inside what seems to be a goat
Even though it’s probably not a goat, it’s what
I imagine it to be
I can’t be the only who knows, so please won’t
somebody tell me?
I really don’t want to know, but if you have that kind of time, I guess
it would be nice to know
But I still see a goat…
Author notes
to the person who is running this contest, i don't know you, but i thought it would be funny to do something like this. I don't care if you reject it, but if you haven't heard about it before, it is all true, except for the goat part. I dunno, i thought i would pass along this info. These friggin hilarious ass videos inpired me. Plus you stated if "you notice things", and well thats what i've noticed. I do hope you enjoy it.
A contest entry
- Obscure beards and other hairy wonders by acari27.
500 points, ended October 27, 2008, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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So now i have to take up smoking Camel to look at a goat?
I know you beard frenzied freaks are my kin.
but theres something very wrong with you
thats just complete rubbish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_(cigarette)
it is clearly an attacking leopard accompanied by nothing more than a small badger. -
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Wow, thats ridiculous. Thank you for the laugh though, especially with those videos. I can't stress over how hilarious they were.
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Weird...but at least you have the balls to write it...good luck in the contest.
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The video was awesome, good luck
♥whisper
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All I can say is what the fuck man. ;p
You have a rather weird imagination. A goat?
Good write though.. and no, I can't think of a word that rhymes with secret either. ;p -
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whats even more starnge and messed up is that its all true. you gott look real close but tis there.
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