Dear Nada,

I noticed lately we've been having problems,
That sometimes we scream and sometimes we fight.
We aren't always on the best of terms,
And that guilty feeling often keeps me up at night.

Now I could sit here and point out all the negative,
But for once? That's not something I'm going to do.
Instead I'm going to talk about the good things,
As I dedicate this poem to you.

You have a fantastic sense of humor, has anyone told you that?
And while it's on the cruel side, it's one of the best out of all.
I love your horse impression, it makes me continuously giggle,
And the jokes you cracked were hilarious today at the mall!

You have the biggest boobs ever, and for a lesbian, that's always a plus.
Because when you sleep over, they make fantabulous pillows.
You're cuddly and sweet, as awkward as you are,
And when you curl up you look like a cute armadillo!

When it all comes down to it, you're great.
You care a lot about me, and you'll always have my back in the end.
So sorry for arguing with you so much, sometimes, but I guess it's how we are,
And that's why you're my best friend!