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Damn you’ve put on a few extra pounds
I wished I’d known before toting you around
Bad enough you died without insurance
Now I’ll get a hernia for my endurance

I’m sorry I have to bury you in the backyard
At least your favorite roses will stand guard
You loved them more than me any old way
I’ll water you faithfully for in the house I’ll stay

Did I mention that I’ll remarry, yes your sister Sue
Soon after I plant you and bid you a fond adieu

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  • cre8tiv-writer
    October 12, 2008
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    LOL!!! Harsh!!! This was very good!!!


    • smonte19124 gold member
      October 12, 2008
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      Thank you so much for taking the time to comment. God Bless, Jo-Ann