Face-Melting Dinners in Dim-Lit Hookers' Hotel Rooms

So I was thinking today
about originality, yeah?
And I remembered the words of that really old Greek guy
Socrates, or Plato, or Aristophanes or something;
and he said: "Everything's been said before."
Everything's been done before, even in those times;
I wonder who said that before him?
and i wonder who said that line in that song
by the bloodhound gang
(the lap-dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin')
that goes like this:
"[I have a dream
I have a dream
I have a dream of]
Jesus Christ
[and he's]
jackhammering Mickey Mouse
in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart [yeah]
as Garth Brooks gives birth to something [something]
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds [ooh]
[right on] on Santa Claus's tummy-tum."

And so I play you on through my head
Watching Garden State for the fifty-first time since we broke up
The part where Natalie Portman does that thing (you know what I mean)
I can remember so specifically, the blurry images come to me
In vivid color.

Smoke a little pot on an upholstered couch in someone else's humble abode
While I wait for the sauerkraut to finish simmering
My blood is boiling, but I try not to think about it.