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Special Delivery?

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Here’s another page in my courier diary that no one can read,
delivering this life-like blow up doll to some guy,
who claimed on intercom that he hurt is back and is stuck in bed.

Still haven’t gotten over the wise cracks from dispatcher and stupid smirks.
Tried to make it worthwhile, by sitting her in seat next to me to use car pool lane
just my luck I got passed by my pastor and his wife
no doubt that cell phone call was made to my spouse
Guess I’ll trust she’ll believe me when I explain
just like when I had that package for a house, which turned out to be a brothel
and I was waiting for a signature when cops showed up for a raid!

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  • cre8tiv-writer
    October 12, 2008
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    LMAO!!!! Very good!!! I like the twist that you chose to accompany the pic!!


  • maralisa silver member
    October 12, 2008
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    ha ha a great take on the promt good luck in the contest