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Here come J aime Coudre and the Big Bad Ike

Here come J aime Coudre and the Big Bad Ike 

 J aime Coudree she is a spicy chick

She went after the big bad Ike and shows him how bad she was

She just turns 70 you know and she was going to show the town she wasn’t scare of nothing.

Everyone was running all over the place screaming and hollering help!

So J aime Coudre chest swell up like a Hen fixing to chase the rooster

 away

She spoke like a woman would do to get a man to what she wanted him to do

She wink at him then she said with her finger come here

He looks at her and thought to himself

This here little filly needed a lesson on who is bad and who not

He started walking slowly over to her and she wink again.

Ike stops in his track

Maybe she isn’t bad at all

Maybe she really wants to know me

She was leading him straight for the slaughter house

She kept backing up and doing that finger come here baby

The town folk down in Florida you know they have swamp down there with them alligator

She was thinking I got to get him down there

As she was playing him along she notice his shoes was untied

So the town folks just stood and watch

They was beginning to have second thoughts

Wonder what she got up her sleeves

You know she just turn 70 today.

If she wins this here fight

 let have a party for her tonight.All cheer for her

     One man only cheer for Big Bad Ike

Oh he said those town people don’t know anything yet

Why big bad Ike can whoop anyone

Here is little J aime Coudre walking to the swamp with Ike following her with a hoop thru his nose

Come on big boy I got something to show you

I think you would like

Oh boy Ike said

She like me I think

She looks out the corner of her eyes and she saw old willy the alligator

Seventeen foot long and as big and round as a hippo

He will have Ike for dinner

Ike never saw Willy before

and

 when he got down to the swamp

He started to bend down to get a kiss

But ole Willy got him first.

Old Ike hollering like a baby

you know the town went running to the swamp

just as ole Willy took Ike down under

The story was told about J aime Coudre and Ike

At one time I guess she did show him the lights

So here to J aime Coudre today

She is now call Big Bad J aime Coudre

who won the fight

She seventy you know

She spicy and can run you down

But under those eyes of her

She can out do a man any day or time.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY J aime Coudre 

Hope you & our Sister is having a ball and hope Jeffery feed you good. He a great cook as well as singing

Tell him his sister is waiting for his latest album he made

Love and many wishes

Morningstar  

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  • Unique

    Mom, no one can write like you!
    You are one in a million and this is a fantasic write!
    Love you!
    Redbirdsinging


  • storiesuntold gold member
    December 7, 2008
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    Oh my goodness

    What a write you have here honey hahhaha


  • J aime Coudre silver member
    October 17, 2008
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    What a great story you have written here for me...thank you Morningstar...


  • catz Moderators member
    October 10, 2008

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    I think you know my sister pretty well... she sure knows how to handle those big bad guys.
    Thanks, Sis for this wonderfully entertaining entry. I know she'll get a kick out of it

    We're looking forward to meeting Jeffry and Linda. Still not sure which day, though.

    love and
    Dee


  • morningstar1948 gold member
    October 10, 2008
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    Okay Sis I hope you iike it

    Un glad I got in there. I had HE**** getting in here. Love you and give my brother jeffery a hug for me.. tell linda that you are my other half of me lolssss. She is a wonderful lady and love my brother dearly.
    Ya'll have fun.... Love you and miss you.. started to call today but thought I would wait. this is my son birthday and he will be 40 sunday. we are spending the day with him for dinner and going to the fire ant festival... Steve never been to one....
    Love you
    Morningstar

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