Annoying

Prancing in,
Head held high, with her nose in the air,
Wearing short skirts and heavy make-up,
Surrounded by a group of boys.

Eyes flashing, glistening like evil stars,
Nose long and crooked, like one of a witch,
Poking it in everything,
Sniffing out things that are not of her concern.

A horrendous scream,
Laughter erupting from her throat, rolling off her tongue,
Stopping suddenly then starting again,
The nails on a chalk bored.

Slamming her hand on the desk,
Pushing your homework onto the floor and turning off the computer,
As you face boils she roars more laughter,
Snorting loudly like a rotund piglet.

Pushing you off your chair,
You crash heavily onto the floor,
Screaming, your legs race towards her body,
She hits the table with a 'thump'.

Stopping her laughter, she runs and cries:
'Mommy mommy! He pushed me, he did!
I'm hurt! I'm hurt! It's all his fault'
You get the blame again.

After the grounding and the telling off,
She enters back into your room,
The sluggish smile stretched across her face,
'I win I win I win again'

More and more of the teasing she does,
The more and more of actions returned,
Every-time you try and retaliate,
She always goes screaming and you get the blame.

Well, not any more, my dear friend,
For now you have the fire and I have the ice,
I'll freeze her smile onto her face,
You melt it to a frown.

Oh brilliant! Oh great!
Fun this will be,
With you with the fire and I with the ice,
We'll make her cower from you instead.

So, forget it Kate, don't bother no more,
Because this time we are ready for you,
This time we are waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...

You can't annoy us no more,
But you'll regret that you ever did...