I just ate a yoghurt
And it didn’t kill me;
I guess I should be glad.
It was peach flavour
And it was fat free;
Nope, still not dead.
The next one might do it
But the fridge is too far.
Ah well! I guess life is good?
Really want that yogurt though;
The rich creamy taste.
I really want to lie down too.
I wonder if the next yogurt
Will put me to sleep forever.
Yes! It might do just that!
Now where’s that spoon,
I can’t resist the temptation.
Death by yogurt..mmmm.
