After I had cut off my left nipple
and fed it to my poodle.
I thought, "I just can't take
this anymore?" So I called
911, and told them they "are
a bunch of sissy poor servants!".
And then I marched down stairs,
and demanded that my father
bash my head open in the
den, with a posh marble ash-tray,
and at least rape me,
or something, but he was
too busy buggering his chess
partner Lord Mallard in
the arms room, with the
mace, and gauntlet.
I am so lonely.
I am so fat.
My boyfriend wipes
his peter on me
as though I'm a
wicker front
door mat.
I hate you for not hearing me.
I masturbate to Morissey.
I wish upon a star and flee;
Back to my maid delivered green
tea. Oh, why can't you see?
That I'm cutting through the
skin to be, different, like a
tampon with wings, and one
day when I'm sick of blaming
you for my mistakes? I'll let
you sauce my noodle and
hack my tube steak into
another reason to hate
you even more tomorrow.
Perhaps, enough to blow
your dick off with my face.
Author notes
If I had a collection for this poetry yet?
It would be filed under Uranus.
Written January 26th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Calling All Dark Poetry!!! by Disturbedmess.
300 points, ended June 27, 2005, 32 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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I can't tell if this is supposed to be making fun of self hate poetry, and if it is, bravo!
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an in your face account of the world
I just love this stanza:
That I'm cutting through the
skin to be, different, like a
tampon with wings, and one
day when I'm sick of blaming
you for my mistakes? I'll let
you sauce my noodle and
hack my tube steak into
another reason to hate
you even more tomorrow.
i dont know why but it rocks and it really hit home... but thats OK and does it bother you when people only comment on poems to tell you how much they hate them??? or how bad it ws and that they really didnt like it?? that bothers me... great write!! -
this was actually pretty funny, and disturbing at the same time, it was a little on the werid side, interesing perspective, thanks for entering, and best of luck to you
manda
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Great. Disturbing, but great.
This poem is great. It's pretty funny, but at the same time really disturbing and disgusting! If that's what you were going for, I'd say you've more than achieved you goal. -
lol..that's really funny! One of the greatest poems I've read in a long while!
I was just browsing through all the lame ass entries in the contest while I stumbled upon this. Inially I was surprised that you'd join a contest such as this but now I'm assured once more.
Fucking fantastic!
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I love making fun of cutters in any way possible, and judging from this, it seems you fit the bill too. Fucking hilarious.
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Perfect
personally...I LOVE IT.....im a cutter..unfortunatly..and i hate myself for it..but i like the way u wrote this poem...great job...serious talent...me like alot and i really liked the line...
like a
tampon with wings,
i mean..who would have thought of a tampon..with wings?....thats freakin awesome...i applaud u..most definatly a great write and a fun read -
This is utterly disturbing... I mean the whole nipple thing, and demanding bodily harm or rape? Ew, really! Way too many body parts involved in questionable activity hear, my dear horus. Shame on you for having such a dirty mind! Naughty, bad horus! You should be tied to a bed and spanked! And then the oral sex... or maybe not. Anyways, thank you muchly for entering this, erm, masterpiece of masochism!
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This has to be some sort of winner surely. I would defy anyone to top this. This is the second time today I have laughed loudly in a public place. Both time it has been your fault. I just loved that piece
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funniest fucking thing i have ever read
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Hil-fuckin-larious
holy shit, awesome fuckin piece of work. Goddamn, I didn't even get it at first, not sure if I do yet. But damn, I laughed my fuckin balls off though. Nicely fuckin done. -
The piece is sarcastic, and ironic, much like your face.
And was written specifically to poke fun at people like
yourself. This poem is no more poignant than your user name,
but with a bigger point, that being "shut up, and die".
Good day! See, nobody likes a whiner, that's the point
of the poem, and the reason you don't like it, is because
it doesn't take itself seriously, it's a poem, see.
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Hmm, can't say this piece really tickled my fancy....actually it was really uninspiring for me; but different strokes for different folks! Poetry is good release i would never discourage anyone from it...blugh this piece was just so unenjoyable to read....personally! Hell, if that's your aim you're doin well though!
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Well, Horus, you still haven't shocked me enough yet, probably because Ilove your writing and this one is no exception. If anyone is offended by this piece of creativity they have to re-analyze themselves and start to laugh, because in all seriousness, Ithink this one is the best satire poems you have written so far that I have read.
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ha..I love this... screw everyone who didn't like it.. writing is about expressing yourself, not about writing what people will always enjoy b c everyone has different taste.. This was really good.. I am sooo adding this to my favs... Good job on the poem..
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its so funny how mad people get over this stuff.
i liked it personally, sarcasm at its best. -
this was fucking awesome, seriously! it was great!
Sammy
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ahahaha I must say this was quite amusing! ^_^ Yes, I'm a cutter... but I can't say I took offense at this. I found it amazingly witty ^_^ Hell, everyone's entitled to their opinion! lol Keep up the escellent poetry! ahaha this so rocked...
~Amy
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not so creative, more anger, less subtle but here it is:
A Dead Man by Tess Falen
Depression is a new age epidemy
ravaging city streets like a sewer of rats.
And it stinks like a dead man
to those as-of-yet unaffected. Lads
believe that sex will save them,
lasses that lads will.
Romance dies. No one cares
because blood will
always fill the lover's empty heart.
It hides the self esteem.
"It is a good cause," you say. "A fad,"
I say, "a motherfucking
holcaust." So cut yourself, suicide,
do any bloody thing.
Just please don't write a poem about it.
That's all. Cure yourself. Amen.
you think I should enter?
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haha! this is so fucking awesome. lol. bookmarking this and you're going into my favourites for this
What I didn't laugh for in the poems I laughed for in the comments.
"This PEOM is the most disgusting piece of shit" lol.
"If you cut half as well
as you think you do,
why aren't you dead yet?"
-horus8 (if i remember correctly)
and what really makes this poem is the sheer ingeniuty in the way it is written. just brilliant.
tf -
this was some seriously fucked up shizzz
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HAHAHA...kewl
Damn, f*ck everyone who doesnt like this, cuz I thought it was awesome...LoL thats so great dude, Im so adding this to my favs. I seriously think that its gay for people to tell you what to do with this and well, fuck, tell em its not their write. Awesome piece -
So people think writing should fit into some kind of mold or something, I like the self expression, new ideas and challenge to everyday 'normal' thought. Nice peice.
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sucks
This peom is the most disgusting piece of shit. I can't believe you even submited it. It was sick. It wasn't meaningful at all. Your reason for cutting is so stupid. your so so so so so so so so so so so so stupid. ooohh your pissin' me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
sucks
This peom is the most disgusting piece of shit. I can't believe you even submited it. It was sick. It wasn't meaningful at all. Your reason for cutting is so stupid. ooohh your pissin' me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
So yeah, I basically new I'd get disqualified, I don't need the trophies, or the points, I have plenty already, I'm published in the real-world, which basically allows me to get naked and dance on your table and laugh like a drunk welsh man, and say cutting yourself or attempting to commit suicide is probably the most pretentiously selfish narcissistic act any idiot could ever concieve.
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Guess what? Jokes on you... This poem is here to blatantly laugh at this ridiculously pathetic way of living life. I for one, think cutting, writing about it, and or suicide poems? Are for people that should indeed die as soon as possible to give the rest of us interested in life, more air. LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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What the hell??? Excuse me... I'm sure you may have found it funny to submit this piece... As the author of this contest I don't think this fits the criteria for "Think About It" at all... Thanks for entering though... May if you wrote about something others can relate to or what the rules required and is worth the time to read it would've turned out. Better luck next time... ~Star
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Huh? I'm really confused. It has got to be the strangest thing I've ever read here. It's beyond different. I'm not too sure that it fits the criteria for the contest, but best of luck to you. Thank you so much for sharing your words and very odd experiences with all of us here.
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You're mad as hatter, but in that cute, cuddly bunny way that only a few can adore. You also have a wicked sense of humor(What I perceive to be a wicked sense of humor anyway). Your writes are, as ever, impressive. Love the unicorns, too.
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Ah, there's a lot in there. Lots on pain and resentment and anger, and happy fluffy shit like that. A tampon with wings? That's either really stupid or-- hey, let me think about that a little more... I think I need to turn on Morissey.
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Yeah, what do you know? ;]
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i like when people say, "Oh you write this way, you must be *insertcrazyactionhere*" like..wtf?
so if you write about rape you've been raped? if you write about drugs you do drugs? if you write about sex you're not a virgin?
some people annoy me to the point of wanting to slap them.
but i liked this, i think you drank too much coffee and snuffed alittle too much of the somethin somthin though..
but that's why i love you, cuz you crazy.
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holy cum piles..... I haven't laughed this hard, in I don't know when.... I'm hooked now...
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Hahahaha brilliant.
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Send 2 Copies 2 Moma.
Cock roast and dick dumplings...horus8 I have just had to add you to my girlfriend's list. Can we do lunch soonest? I resemble the title of this poem and am rather hurt that it is not dedicated to me. The Clingons have been brain waving you excerpts from my new unauthorized biography I can tell. I want to be mentioned in the foreskin...oh I mean the forward of your new collection, please? -
You ought to throw her off with a little ¿ in random places...then I would say. "Your questions are like upside down and that is like totally wierd and wrong....is that intentional¿ Because if it is I think it is so TOTALLY annoying¡¡¡¡"
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Actually, you were right about one! One!!!!! lol. I'm drunk most of the day and huffing nitros what do I know?
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No what's annoying is that it is a question, but you keep telling me it's not.
I think I would know lady, I wrote it, and yes it's a question. It's me questioning what the hell this person is thinking while I write it.
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wow!
D00D U R a geneus! w0w
this is how i feel evey day + u copture it purfektly.
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Yeah yeah it's great, but one thing I've noticed with your writing (though I haven't read a ton of it, yet) is that you throw in question marks at random, when it's not a question. Is this intentional? Because if it isn't, it's just annoying. But yeah, "tampon with wings". Lovely that a male came up with that.
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amazing simply amazing like in pink floyd's the wall when he sliced his nipples and eyebrows, bravo, freak
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I swear you never cease to amaze me with how freakin different and perfect each one of your poems are everytime i read them i get something original from them no matter how silly or odd, and even if they are dealing with masturbation...i dunno but every poem i've read of yours ever, i've loved..good write.
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omg you have reached in and touched a part of me i didn't think anyone ever would understand. horus8, you are an amazing poet and obviously a cutter too. because only a fellow cutter would be able to express what you have for us here. thanks, so much. you rock.
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Damn skippy.
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damn right.
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real good work, pal.
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lmao....i loved it
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