Children playing in the parks
dodging doggie poo,
smooth or crunchy
it's a thing that dogs do!
But, why leave it in mine,
where I play with the kids?
There are bins available
with bags and lids.
Unsociable behaviour,
dog owners be warned,
when the clothing needs washed
the Big Man feels scorned.
So, go to the pet shop
and pick up a scoop
learn where the bins are
and pick up when they poop!!!
(c) ali-p 2004
Author notes
I stepped in something horrendous this morning and thought the roads department had misplaced a roundabout...
Knock knock
who's there?
knock knock
whos there?
knock knock
....collecting for the deaf sir care to donate something?
I know thats 'crap' (no pun intended with the poem... 
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Written January 25th, 2004
A contest entry
- Make it Work! by Hiraldo.
301 points, ended February 4, 2004, 33 entries
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Heh, this is entertaining BUT also speaks a 'load of crap'... oh ok sorry.. bad joke but really it speaks loudly. Maybe you could print a few and post them at the park where you go? Hilarious poem!!! ***smiles*** ~Melissa
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The title was misleading and I had a million ideas as to what it could be about. I thought a bizillion things. When I read it it made me laugh like a hienna! It was so bloody amazingly fantabulously brilliantly spectacularly impressivly wonderfull! I loced it, I have the giggles now, te he he y
Thanks for writing -
No peanut butter yet, not one. I thought I could rely on you and you just give me crap. Ah well I wish you luck.
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Okay.... Eww...
Very funny... But the 'smooth or crunchy' thing kind of provokes an irresistable urge to vomit.
Lol, well done, and best of luck babes
I'm loving the knock-knock jokes by the way
Velly cool, my love
~Kimmy xxxxxXxxxxx -
be creative: be happy: ignore me
well Red' to steal a quote of yours from another comment in here -
"I originally thought that any poems written from this title would be about peanut butter..."
Complete surprise with mine then!!!! wouldnt fancy one of those in a sandwich...
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Funny stuff!
Bloody hilarious. Thanks for entering! Yeah, I hate when you step in pet faeces, it was just the other day when I stepped in something my pet cat had left me...eeew! Anyway, well done; good write and thanks da knock-knock joke too!
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