there once was a bus driver.
He was evil.
He would stop for like half a second at the bus stop.
Then pull away.
He'd make you get out at every bus stop,
just so he wouldn't wast gas on stupid customers.
He would only allow you to where purple polka dots on his bus,
except for on Wednesdays,where you had to dress just like Elvis Presley.
He would make you pay a dollar ninety-nine per inch that your butt took up on his fine leather seats,
one time a guy had to pay $2,000.
And his name was Aras Kcidleppach.
Author notes
So there's your poem.Take a good look at that name!
A contest entry
- Titles, titles, and, YOU GEUSSED IT! More titles! by omg-its-sara.
600 points, ended October 22, 2008, 11 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
that 'funny' enough?
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'one time a guy had to pay $2,000.' - I like that line a Lot!
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LOL, i like that line too. Thanks for complimenting!
K. Flo
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Yeah evil bus drivers, everyone has known or knows one. Well done with this it write, It made me laugh out loud!!!! Gold trophy well desvered.
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Thanks.It is pretty weird,
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Haha I had a bus driver like this I swear lol this did make me smile thanks for sharing good luck to you in the contest be well
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Thank you very much.Wow,I didn't think there was a bus driver alive like Aras Kcidleppach.
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LOL this made for a very funny story... I'm sure its not actually true but had me laughing anyway.
Well done and good luck in the contest.
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thank you very much.I've read some of the others,I don't have much of a chance!And it's not...That would be one insane bus driver tho!
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L O FREAKIN L!!!!! that was great kelsloaf! that made me laugh out loud a couple times.....and also, how did you come up with a name like Aras Kcidleppach???? lol!
hahaha see you ARE funny!!!!
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Sweet picture!And the name...You can figure it out if you look REAL close!
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