The boy who thought he was fat

      There once was a boy called Bill
      He was as thin as a pin
      But he thought he was fat
      Because one day
      His stomach had pain

      He thought it was because he was fat
      But it was a stomach ache
      And your stomach has to have pain
      When you have a stomach ache

      Bill saw a lady carrying a baby
      'Hello Bill' Said the lady
      'Why are you so sad?'
        Bill knew, it was because he was too fat

        The lady was just as stubborn
        Like Bill when he was born
        She said to him
        To go to 'fat to thin'
       
        But the lady didn't see
        That poor stuborn bill
        Was already as thin
        As a pin

        He went inside
        Of course Bill
        The people there
        Gave Bill a pill

        Bill ate it
        But it didn't work
        Not even one single bit
        But Bill still
        Did not know that
        People wondered what he's at

        But when Bill looked into a mirror
        He realised he was
        As thin
        As a pin!