Spatula to the ball sack
Searing Hot Chocolate to president Mugabe's forehead
A Spanner to thora herds stair lift
A Proverbial Dick shafting the economy of the united kingdom.
Theres nothing Duck O'Bad Temperament cant get away with.
STAND BACK!
Please tell me what you think
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what? omg haha.
this has to be the funniest thing i've ever read!

