This pain I could not bear
I simply do not care
About your new shoes
Your dumb tabloid news
I just want TV in my chair
Football's a compelling game
Sitcoms are not as lame
As your manicured tips
Your fake bloody lips
Everyday your crap stays the same
TV brings new colors each day
Makes me feel every which way
You dumb stupid whore
Just go out that door
Me and my TV are gay.
Author notes
LOL I loved writing this one, didn't like the choice I made at first but it was fun. Personally I'd never let TV get between me and someone else, and I can't stand most of the garbage on the tube, but I can see the appeal sometimes 
A contest entry
- Titles and Options Contest! by movedon.
950 points, ended October 7, 2008, 21 entries
Silver trophy winner
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Wow ok. I laughed but question is are you dating the tv? that was good. thanks for entering and good luck!
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nice i like it my boyfriend is gay with his tv too. lol.
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rules soecify no trophy winners: DQ
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i gave up tv for ..almost a year i think, tv has a way of takeing over your life if you let it.... KILL YOUR TV AHHH
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANCE! PERFECTION! AMAZING!
thanks for entering..most definitely a finalst!
ing alone,
Mylee -
ah ha! I've been waiting for someone to take this title! your title is:
The TV Killed My Relationship!
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